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I'm the most Kkkrackkkers of Amerikkkans so my tradition is just getting drunk off mulled wine and re-watching bad holiday movies with relatives I only kinda like.

I'm sometimes a little jealous of people who have weirder shit going on, like gremlins who slam doors and steal sausages or shitting Christmas logs. We need to bring back weird ass half-pagan shit.

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

some of the fucking freaks here actually like eggnog

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

yeah a thousand downbears for eggnog

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Cut you a deal - I'll take yours?

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I got two kinds of vegan eggnog this year and both of them suck. One was over-spiced and the other was slimy and weird although otherwise inoffensive and bland.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My father said that when he was a kid in Sicily, they would have a witch deliver presents around this time of year. We don't really practice it here but, many Americans can't believe it when you first tell them.

Other than that, pannatone, which has become Americanized with the addition of chocolate chips.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

So Christmas in Italy is reverse Halloween?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's connected to Catholic feast days. More connected to the feast of the Epiphany on January 5th, which my mother's Irish-American family referred to as "Little Christmas." According to my grandaunt, that would mark the time when the family would take down the Christmas tree.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Befana

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

La befana. Supposedly she was a woman who was offered to go see jesus when he was born hut was too busy, and has spent all eternity making up for it since by handing out presents and candy and sweeping people's floors.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Oh man, we have panetone here all year round, I love that shit, and not the one with chocolate, give me the one with candied fruit and I'll be happy

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

That sounds nice

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Nothing particularly weird comes to mind--only thing notable is that it's common in Latin America to stay up until midnight on Christmas Eve to open presents.

Not my culture, but it tickles me that where Christmas is associated with family in most of the world, in Japan (where only ~1% of the population is Christian) it's associated with couples. More pointedly, there's a common pun on the word for Christmas Eve (聖夜 seiya, lit. "holy night") which swaps the character for "holy" with the homophonous 性 (sei, "sex") because it's the #1 night for couples to bang--even more so than Valentine's Day.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Japan is the weirdest place on earth.

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

You gotta leave grass and water out for the three king's camels.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Where the fuck do they do that?

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

What is up with Catalans and shitting?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Other mentions of faeces and defecation are common in Catalan folklore: indeed, a popular Catalan saying for use before a meal is menja bé, caga fort i no tinguis por a la mort! ("Eat well, shit heartily, and don't be afraid of death!")

Amazing lol

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Summer Christmas and Dezemba (slang for December holidays, it's the longest holiday break) parties everywhere. Pool parties, lots of braais/grilling/BBQ, party music and atmosphere everywhere. Lots of drinking.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Associating the patron saint of pirates who once beat a political and religious rival so badly that the man shit out his guts and died with being jolly and giving kids presents.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Big fish in bathtubs, you are supposed to pamper them, give them daily massages, and then eat them (some people just release them now). The water must be super clean, our rivers are kinda muddy so the idea is to make the fish feel clean for the first time.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

idea is to make the fish feel clean for the first time

you've got me, this is genuinely bizarre. damn

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Welcome to Czechia

Ive heard it's a holdover from pagan stuff but I haven't looked into it

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

This is how my culture does christmas: We start thinking about christmas in mid September. We make lists of all the people we have to buy gifts for and try to decide what to get them as well as starting to try to save a bit of money for the gifts.

By mid november we have still bought nothing and saved little to no money but we are starting to get anxious. We put up decorations and lights which is harder than we remember and costs more because most of the lights and decorations are broken.

By December 1st we are in debt and have maybe a quarter of the gifts purchased. We are very stressed. We are too busy finishing up end of year stuff at work, going to work christmas parties, and making a schedual for out holiday "break" to do any shopping until the last week before christmas.

We go shopping 5 of the 7 days before christmas and get gifts for everyone on the list. Most of the gifts are not really great gifts so we overspend our budget by 30% hoping that the expensiveness makes up for the lack of inspiration. We go to 2-5 family dinners with way too much food. We get a bunch of mediocre gifts that we don't want or need and maybe like one or two really thoughtful gifts that we were thinking of getting for ourselves on a boxing day sale.

3 times in the week after christmas we go return the gifts we got that we wont use and end up buying a bunch of things that we were hoping we'd get as gifts. This adds more debt meaning we will be paying it off till may.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We're Australian, so most of them, but goon (cask wine) of fortune comes to mind.

Otherwise fairly standard, go to a beach away from the tourist ones, bbq, pressies, zooper dooper ice blocks. General states of drunkeness.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

eat too much food, get drunk, and watch die hard

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Mari Lwyd

People don horse skulls and white sheets and go door to door to engage in musical combat with the occupants - if the occupants relent the horse comes in for food and drink.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Having the main Christmas celebrations the night before Christmas and spending Christmas day relaxing while constipated and slightly hungover.

Making offerings of porridge with butter on top to minor pagan household spirits that lives in the attic. These pagan spirits are far more popular as Christmas ornaments than Christian symbols.

Dancing around the Christmas tree while singing a mixture of hymns and secular Christmas songs, then dancing through every room in the house while singing a nonsensical song about Christmas lasting until Easter.

Drinking mulled wine with raisins and chopped almonds. Often spherical pancakes are served with this.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Not mine, but I went to the netherlands about 10 years ago around christmas time and boy is their version whack. For some reason their santa dresses like the pope and comes to the netherlands on a steam boat from Spain. Then there's his pet slave who kidnaps children....

The only thing the Dutch got right about christmas is a tradition of spending boxing day in bed reading a book.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

For some reason people keep adding raisins to rice during this time of the year. There's going to be raisins in the rice and/or the farofa, guaranteed. A lot of people hate that, to the point where hating rice with raisins is kind of a meme

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Hmm, nothing too weird... my ethnic culture technically recognizes the Christmas season at the start of September, and in those last 9 days before Christmas, we have a novena, essentially a series of masses that lasts 9 days...

Oh and we also eat rice cakes w/ margarine...

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Mari Lwyd

What's more christmassy than getting into a rap battle with a person wearing a horse skull as a mask.

Sadly no Mari Lwyd's in my area this year. :(

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