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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Where's the shitty instant coffee and electric kettle?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Esoteric Fascism

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

uhh mine comes in a can with a dragon on it and more caffeine than the panera death lemonade

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

I'm gonna write that in as "gamer" on the list

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Meanwhile the posadists roasting their beans iwth an unshielded first-gen radiowave oven.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Where’d you get them beans, labor aristocrat?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Well this meme got me to learn a bit about Hoxhaism, I guess.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I am both amused and afraid

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Now you know how the Soviet revisionists felt

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I hate coffee and only drink unsweetened tea. What does that make me?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Hmm. What about aeropress I wonder

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

beans are for eating. you can keep ur dirty bean water

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Coffee beans are technically cherry stones, so when you drink coffee you're technically a stoner

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Ok but have you considered that a vanilla soy mocha is a four bean soup?

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I know I've answered my preferences below as cold brew, but theoretically, if someone were to make their coffee Turkish style or generally like an Arab (Qahwa, as they call it)

What political orientiation are they?

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

So being a coffee roaster with access to all of these and more (except the trot lol) makes me like a theory nerd or something?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You get to be an ivory tower academic marxist, in the most ironic fashion of course

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Seems i'm a liberal obama-sad My machine even looks like the one pictured, so I can't even hide from it

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Leftcom at home ML at work

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Why is Marxism-Leninism the shittiest coffee imaginable?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

cos this meme was made by some anglo idiot

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

i buy monster zero ultra (gamer)

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

There is no world where Hoxhaists are objectively correct about everything. Delete this.

(Tea Gang gets a pass.)

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Im a hoxhaist? That's not appropriate I think

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Aeropress is anarchist-bidenist

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Where does instant coffee go

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

mainly a Maoist

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Caffeine pills. Coffee is bourgeois decadence. A machine dedicated to one drink? Having to ship beans halfway across the world? Burning down jungles just to grow beans with no nutritional value? Filters that are single use for every batch? Insanely wasteful and it makes you poop. Under communism every home will have a bioreactor with genetically modified caffeine producing bacteria.

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