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[–] 7 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

Caffeine pills. Coffee is bourgeois decadence. A machine dedicated to one drink? Having to ship beans halfway across the world? Burning down jungles just to grow beans with no nutritional value? Filters that are single use for every batch? Insanely wasteful and it makes you poop. Under communism every home will have a bioreactor with genetically modified caffeine producing bacteria.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    But coffee tastes good and what if the farmers like growing coffee? Just not the, ya know, slavery bits.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    But coffee tastes good

    after you brainwash yourself into tolerating it or pour a kilogram of sugar in it maybe.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's probably the bitterness. Have you tried a light roast made cold brew style? Without heat there aren't as many tannins

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    why try something i don't like?

    i also dislike the smell, and coffee flavor in desserts.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's like someone telling me they don't like cocoa. I flat out do not believe you for a variety of reasons. I am denying your lived experience rn

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    nobody reasonable drinks just cocoa in hot water like freaks do with black coffee.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    That is almost exactly how we started consuming cacao beans.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This just reminds me of the one good joke in the entire Assassin's Creed series, from AC2

    Other Guy: would you like some coffee?

    Ezio: what's coffee?

    Other guy: it's a drink we got from Turkish traders. Try some

    Ezio: hmmmm it's a little bitter. Have you considered adding sugar? Or milk?

    Other guy, offended: I guess it's an acquired taste

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