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Let's just make up a new evopsych theory and see how far we can spread it.
I propose: whites are from cold climates where they must spend months at a time snowed in with their families. Therefore, whites have an inherent propensity towards incest, which explains all of their weird incest porn.
Whites are from rainy climates which is why they're scaly fish creatures.
Whites must be submerged in ice water every winter of they will never be ready for mating season
White people are instinctively afraid of bears, who historically preyed on whites as they swam upstream to spawn.
This is why European whites hate and fear Russia.
What could you possibly find weird about a porno where everyone specifies that they are family but not related by blood after one of them needs help after getting stuck in the dryer or forgetting how to wash their tits in the shower?
Almost as normal as the pornos where the actress talks about how it's her 18th birthday.
Racists read a biology textbook and stop spreading fake science challenge (impossible)
My dude how can one be a tropical species and one not be a tropical species when they ARE THE SAME FUCKING SPECIES, YOU ABSOLUTE MORON.
Black people are adapted to abundance, and thus have better brains and muscles due to being adapted to a constant stream of food whenever they wanted
Whites are adapted to scarcity and frigid winters, and thus are low energy! sad!
This drives me crazy too, and they always cite fucking dogs as an example of "subspecies" to back up this dumb shit even though dog breeds are not genetically distinct at all and are just various types of super-habsburg-jaw
Also, I take it that big truck doesn't count for this guy's "portable wealth" theory
Emotional Support Truck is for internal feefees, it's more like a security blanket
A giant, shiny, expensive, deadly blankey
Also, I have seen more white guys throw tantrums about their trucks than black guys getting upset about scuffed shoes
They want real life to be an rpg with racial stat bonuses so bad
Of course, they won't accept it unless their race gets all the good stat bonuses.
But in a way, white people are the altmer of IRL and damn do we need Ysgramor right now.
CW for extreme Hitler particle density please
shit so racist my eye is twitching
Fuck it I like the death penalty now
literally 80% of this guy's DNA came from outside of Europe from places like neolithic Anatolia Iran and the far southern coast of Russia where there are literal palm trees
There’s a converse “bling gap” too
Evopsych has always been 
to me, not least because the most famous evopsych adjacent person in my country is also a big SeXuAl MaRkEtPlAcE guy.
best part is that this kkkrackoid will never extend his genetic lineage
Like the saying goes: those who can, do, and those who can't, uhh do this
I'm glad that this is what bluechecks are now, it just feels more honest
my guy doesn't even know his racist psuedoscience particularly well, "evolutionary pressures" are outside factors, so they do stop, it would be the evolved responses to those pressures that can continue even after the outside pressures have abated (if evolution and human behavior worked like that which it decidedly does not).
Also, does he realize that valuable possessions are literally what net worth is? its not just your savings account.... I mean sure, jordans and cars are generally going to depreciate more than houses, but they also don't cost nearly the same amount of money,so theres still a humongous gap there
Not to mention he somehow thinks that evolution made money interchangable with calories, like humans are just too dumb to know why they pursue wealth. Just the densest, crustiest mind
Not worth engaging it on its own level but whatever I can't resist.
This ignores the existence of El Niño. Non-equatorial climates are incredibly stable and periodic compared to the alternating unpredictable aperiodicity of flooding then drought brought around every few years by El Niño and La Niña. To exist in equatorial climates is basically to live on Trisolaris. You have no idea if next year the land you've cultivated for the past two decades will suddenly become an arid wasteland. You have to be incredibly resourceful to survive in such a regime, and a lot of people didn't. For more on this and British mismanagement of regions subject to ENSO pressures because they had no idea wtf it was (so they eliminated the vast ancestral community food stores for efficiency) read Late Victorian Holocausts.
Compare that with storing enough food for the winter that comes, regular as the tides, lasting roughly the same amount of time every year. Oooooooh so hard to plan for. Soft as baby shit.
Bling gap
Wouldn't those items also hold value and therefore be attributed to the net worth?
Trigger deadly encounters
Don't you come from the race that's famous for it's genocidal arrogance? You openly brag about the Holocaust, chattel slavery, and the lynching you do unprovoked all the time. And why? What have black people as a collective actually ever done to you, completely unprovoked?
The 3000 people who liked this need to be lined up and shot
they should be rounded up, given hammers and put into an arena to fight each other to the death.
the winner(s) should be lined up and shot
God, the downfall Twitter is one hell of a fucking acid trip. Sorry, scratch that, it’s like doing a goofball but with Ambien and xylazine.
White people are squirrels
This is an insult to squirrels
It's not even right to call this evopsych at this point, its just quackery.
This post is an excellent argument in favour of gulags and summary executions.
Assassins Creed science says that white people don't show off portable wealth like gold or jewels or demonstrate displays of power.
Didn't the Kingdom of Zimbabwe have like massive grain stores?
Yes several African kingdoms had very advanced and intricate systems of log term crop storage since even crops in tropical/arid regions have specific growing times.
Like theres a dry/wet cycles in tropical regions that necessitate food storage and preservation
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It really would be cool to learn some evopsych stuff. However everyone I see some evopsych stuff it is just terrible and the worst quality scholarship. I feel like there ought to be at leat a few things cool to learn there but they are deliberately going out of their way to just try to reinvent scientific rascism.
It really would be cool to learn some evopsych stuff
the reason that homogeneous communities are more altruistic is because a lot of altruistic people tend to be altruistic not only to coracials, but also racial others, in the absence of conflict or propaganda--this makes them less opposed to mixing (which makes the community more homogeneous over time), while nasty people are more opposed to it
the bazinga-brains think everyone's had a 23andme calculator in their head since the neolithic
also if you want example #102971586273562387103897802917065012734982372903856 of mayos not knowing anything outside of the white bubble:
plenty of places in Africa have a monsoonal climate, meaning they get 3-5 months without rain. Basically like a winter but lack of water instead of sun
white europeans never engaged in ostentatious displays of wealth. what do you mean "every european monarchy throughout history"?
sorry i know i'm taking this nonsense race science even more seriously than its proponents take it but it's just so fucking stupid
vibe.