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Let's just make up a new evopsych theory and see how far we can spread it.
I propose: whites are from cold climates where they must spend months at a time snowed in with their families. Therefore, whites have an inherent propensity towards incest, which explains all of their weird incest porn.
Whites are from rainy climates which is why they're scaly fish creatures.
Whites must be submerged in ice water every winter of they will never be ready for mating season
White people are instinctively afraid of bears, who historically preyed on whites as they swam upstream to spawn.
This is why European whites hate and fear Russia.
it's also why they're good at swimming
And at winter sports. Safe to move around while bears hibernate.
What could you possibly find weird about a porno where everyone specifies that they are family but not related by blood after one of them needs help after getting stuck in the dryer or forgetting how to wash their tits in the shower?
Almost as normal as the pornos where the actress talks about how it's her 18th birthday.
Somebody should make a video where halfway through the elaborate Aristocrats scenario, the guy suddenly stops and he's like "wait if you're my step sister . . . and you're my step mother . . . and you're also her step mother . . . Then who is . . . " and then they all look into the camera horrified and the video ends abruptly
gonna need a chart for this one
Hexbear be normal about cluster B disorders challenge
Yeah, apologies. That was uncalled for on my part.