Here I am, boycotting any company that pays for unskippable ads I come across. How are people ok with getting flooded with bullshit like this?

Zuckerberg deserves to be cognizant yet frozen while we all get to point and laugh

And let him live like that a thousand years

can't wait for elderly people to be served personalized ads of their deep faked children offering them comp cash on their birthday for online gambling.

I am so happy that Meta has nearly zero data on me (I’m sure my dumbass blood relations uploaded my wedding pictures). This is so screwed up. I’m sure boomers don’t care though. This is the only way they’ll see their kids again anyways.

This works because the majority of meta customers are divorced boomers and widowers so they can put in the ex or deceased partner and be like "Hello NAME HERE it is I your beloved NAME HERE asking you to buy PRODUCT"

It's okay, this isn't illegal because you ticked that you read facebook's 400-page terms and conditions document 16 years ago.

don't use meta :skill issue:

This was the logical trajectory.

zucc should get the kirk treatment

@feds☝️by which i mean he should be memeified with AI so he knows the feeling and might reconsider his position on the matter :)))))

Surely this has to get so egregious that even root vegetables in the garden will take offense, right? Right?

the origin of this sin ought to be drawn and quartered like a blasphemer of old

the very earth strains by the weight of the house of zuckerberg. mere propriety demands a certain division of its prodigious heap

This looks like it was done on instagram too. Jesus Christ so many people in my life are absolutely addicted to instagram. Fuck

Black Mirror Season 6 episode 1 Joan is Awful

Streamberry Terms and services

Clicking the link gives me "post not found", has it been removed?

Any photo you upload to the cloud can and will be used for AI training. Once it is absorbed by the evergrowing monstrosity, it is impossible to disentangle. Your likeness is in its database for eternity (or as long as its creators keep feeding it energy and data).

Lol my union rep and I were having a chat:

Her: "hey next time you're on facebook turn on location we're trying to get ads to come up near jobs with non union guys"

Me: 'Oh i don't use facebook'

"What do you use?"

'For what?'

"... do you not use social media? "

She looked at me like i had 2 heads.

I hope it uses that picture I had on Facebook where i'm wearing a luchador mask

All of my friends would be very confused

Cyberpunk as fuck.

Has anyone heard from Debord recently? Someone needs to tell him about the simulated online shopping sites too

Can we seige Silicon Valley yet?

shouldn't have agreed to the 70 pages of terms and conditions and privacy policy!

She should have posted a paragraph on her wall explaining that Facebook doesn't have permission to use her stuff.

Zuck's next effort could be an effort at mind control. You sell products to you.