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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

i hate to say it, but just like capitalist santa, acab santa isn't real

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I can't believe Kyle Gass from Tenacious D went to prison just to stab Chauvin

[–] [email protected] 68 points 11 months ago

This is not the greatest Kyle in the world. This is just a tribute.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

That’s the smiling face of a man who does regular cock push-ups

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/12/02/viral-photo-falsely-claims-to-show-man-who-stabbed-derek-chauvin/?sh=1c547fa02881

Using reverse-image search tools I was able to determine the photo actually shows John ‘Shelby’ Amos II, a 71-year-old man who passed away this week in Georgia. Amos was a longtime member of the Aflac insurance company board of directors, according to an obituary published on the website of WTVM in Georgia. And Amos had absolutely nothing to do with Chauvin being stabbed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 65 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 61 points 11 months ago

God I hope this gives some cop somewhere some hesitation before fucking with someone

[–] [email protected] 59 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

How to send this money to this guy's commissary account:

Name: John Turscak

Register Number: 14098-074

Age: 52

Race: White

Sex: Male

Release Date: 06/03/26

Location: USP Tucson

Follow the instructions at this link:

https://www.bop.gov/inmates/communications.jsp#wu

A polite recommendation is to provide him with a sum of money which ends in 22 cents.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Inmate charged with stabbing George Floyd killer Derek Chauvin 22 times

The symbolism might be lost on him if it's one donation (although he seems clued up on this stuff and prisoners, famously, have plenty of time on their hands to think) but if he gets multiple donations from strangers that end in 22 cents he's gonna get the message loud and clear.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

$13.12 might also be a good one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

First thing Monday, after I get my bank account out of the red I'm sending him a few bucks

[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is this anti-chauvinist action?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago

Hey Trump if you are out there. Promise to pardon this guy and you'll win the election.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago

The thin shiv line

[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago

So you're telling me a single, solitary, septuagenarian simpleton shivved Chauvin?

Salute

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Turscak, serving a 30-year sentence for crimes committed while a member of the Mexican Mafia gang, told investigators he thought about attacking Chauvin for about a month because the former officer, convicted of murdering George Floyd, is a high-profile inmate, prosecutors said. Turscak later denied wanting to kill Chauvin, prosecutors said.

Turscak is accused of attacking Chauvin with an improvised knife in the prison's law library around 12:30 p.m. on Nov. 24, the day after Thanksgiving. The Bureau of Prisons said employees stopped the attack and performed "life-saving measures." Chauvin was taken to a hospital for treatment.

Turscak told FBI agents interviewing him after the assault that he attacked Chauvin on Black Friday as a symbolic connection to the Black Lives Matter movement, which garnered widespread support in the wake of Floyd's death, and the "Black Hand" symbol associated with the Mexican Mafia, prosecutors said.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Turscak told FBI agents interviewing him after the assault that he attacked Chauvin on Black Friday as a symbolic connection to the Black Lives Matter movement

hahaha

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Turscak

Mexican Mafia

Bald

OH MY GOD HE'S THE GOOD LOUIS CK

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago

Assigned Chauvin-stabber At Birth

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago
[–] bdonvr 30 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

Too bad he couldn’t have gotten Kissinger too for good measure- now nobody can 😔

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

my goat

Death to America

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

Respect our troops

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'M SO SORRY IT WAS FAKE NEWS

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Oh did Rob Reiner stop being a lib?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

the legendary good cracker

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Chaotic good.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Mexican Mafia has white guy santa?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Not all heroes wear capes.