"Actual Socialism" is when you have a literal monarchy

Not knowing where girls pee from is praxis

Duginism with larouchite characteristics

Infra-Haz has published another silly tweet

Don't make me tap the sign username

Half convinced these people actually don't know how to read and get "theory" off memes and vibes.

Everyone hated that

Worker co-ops? You mean like literally owning the means of production is "Liberal Insanity Shithole"

You folx just don't understand the subtleties of monarcho-communism

Real socialism:

A Reuben sandwich, the movie Police Academy, twelve paperclips in a box

Liberalism:

Vaping, the color pink, your butt

He's engineered this tweet to get people to lose their minds over it, then he can pull someone into a debate to make a mockery out of someone. Then he's gonna say some shit like: "We're the only real party, look at our opposition!"

All of this is done to construct a desired narrative, he knows exactly what he's doing.

Least obvious CIA agent

ol' soft hands at it again with the random word generator

Did he get that list from opening up a Paradox game and just clicking the Random Nation button over and over again

Mughal India

Monarchy that was (eventually)subservient to a western capitalist enterprise, very socialist

Socialism of when government feudal monarchy does stuff and it's more socialism the more feudalism it does

well of course under the Qing the Manchu were socialist because they didn't have to perform most labor (banner system?)! And the Mongols were socialist because, because all the land? was distributed to Mongols. (the latter doesn't work because the land was subdivided among an incredibly small familial group that organizationally placed 99% of mongols under them)

ottoman devșirme was socialism i mean c'mon centralized government feeding and teaching a heap of christians to be polite like the USSR did to Estonia

we should get a "fact checked by real hitlerites" emote

lol. First paragraph is completely stupid and wrong in a fresh and incomprehensible way. Second paragraph is completely correct but leftists don't want to hear that. Absolute bait post, masterful.

You can directly trace these statements to the idea that socialism must have centralized control, and the idea that a "relatively progressive force in history" can be labeled as progressive.

As soon as you start saying "for socialism you must obey orders from above rather than harmonizing your local formation with a revolutionary movement", you open yourself up to this kind of parody.

Any existing social movement must make it their highest priority to throw out the most deluded [removed]s like this.

The only thing coherent from him was that funny anti video game tweet