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submitted 2 days ago by Big@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

I don't think my coworkers like me anymore

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[-] Big@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

Just found a 100 dollar gift card on the ground. To the owner, I'm so sorry, but daddy wants whiskey lmao

[-] Big@hexbear.net 62 points 1 week ago

Incredibly funny how they complain about the same surveillance they subject their own country to.

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[-] Big@hexbear.net 58 points 1 week ago

The other thing in their favor was that they seemed to know where everything was. So they fired at the barracks and dormitories where we Cubans were staying and managed to kill the leaders among the first.

This feels like the most important part of the article. Western imperialism's biggest advantage at the momeny seems to be their insane hyper-orwellian level of surveillance and intelligence.

[-] Big@hexbear.net 48 points 2 weeks ago

Scamming gamers is based as hell.

What the fuck were they going to use the money for anyway, buy a third RBG LED keyboard? Another fucking funko pop?

Salute to a real one

[-] Big@hexbear.net 41 points 2 weeks ago

It's hard to describe just how hard Denmark has sucked American dick these past decades.

The danes have done espionage on fellow European countries for many years for the US and have gone full on Patriot Act on their own country with such insane mass surveillance and crackdown on people's privacy, Denmark is basically a police state.

All to please their American masters. Only for the yanks to take over 99% of Danish territory. (Greenland is over 2 million square kilometres, while mainland Denmark is barely 50k square kilometres)

If this means the death of NATO and end of the century of yankee-worshipping in Europe, I'm all for it, lol.

[-] Big@hexbear.net 44 points 2 weeks ago

Who is also basically mercenaries of the US and Israel.

The Syrian crisis has basically been the foreign policy equivalent of Zizek's analogy of the dildo fucking the pocket pussy.

[-] Big@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

With an angle grinder, every screw is a flathead screw.

[-] Big@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Merry Kirkmas everybody

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submitted 1 month ago by Big@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

Holy hell what a masterpiece! Cameron fucking did it again.

I don't even know what to say. I just came home from the movie theater and I'm still shaking.

Also, Varang is easily waifu of the year. Stole every scene she appeared in. I am legitimately sad I'll never have a 4 meter tall, lanky pyromaniac girlfriend to make homemade flamethrowers with ;_;

[-] Big@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Protip: ALWAYS LIE ON YOUR CV

You studied history? No you didn't. Just say you have a PhD in some hyper-niche STEM field. You generally don't get background checked for most normal jobs, unless your workplace is in a place that requires extra security, like airports, health sector or finance.

And even if you get the job and they discover you faked your CV and they decide to call the police, the cops usually don't want to waste time and manpower on such worthless cases and will throw it out immediately.

Lying is cool and based

[-] Big@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

I've thought about it a lot, and I'm almost confident enough to try to make a prediction. Keep in mind, I'm not a guy you should take predictions from.

In the liberal worldview, Ukraine doesn't actually exist. Like so many other things in the liberal (as in, pro-capitalism) mind, things like Ukraine occupy the same network of hollow symbols and concepts that only gets invoked to Argue about and obsess over.

Similar symbols in these networks are undefinable and hollow concepts like "freedom" "liberty" "freedom of speech" and so on.

It's not a war to them. Not really, it's a spectacle to observe, with narratives and thunderous rhetoric of "victory" and "bravery" and the best thing about the symbolic Ukraine is, that's all it requires of you. Watching it, like a TV show and gush over your favourite characters like zelinski, putin or Ivana Jagoff.

Even if the actual, real life Ukraine were to fall, it wouldn't register as a defeat, because that's incompatible with the symbol of Ukraine and the virtues assigned to it.

"Ukraine" if totally defeated, would still exist as a symbol of bravery and victory to these delusional libs, even as the surviving nazi mercenaries go amok and start terrorcampaigns all over europe as revenge for getting "stabbed in the back."

[-] Big@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

"You are without doubt the worst pedo I’ve ever heard of."

Depp: "but you've heard of me."

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