I don't understand this weird mix of "rugged individualism, but also I need a gated community" thing that Americans obsess over. Like, if you're already living somewhere remote out in the country, that is your walls, who are these walls keeping out? The immigrant labourers you "hire" to maintain and operate the damn thing?
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I think the entire plot inside the walls is enough pasture for one cattle. That cattle pad would starve them.
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All parks are open to the public.
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New meme format.
Which one?
Even in survivalist mode krakkers gotta have their useless lawns
That is the most important crop they're growing there. Gotta pretend you live in Tuscany or what's the point.
Chateau de Craquer
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I love that image because the American mind cannot comprehend living in a traditional tent inside a cave with your buddies.
Oh man, that brings back so many memories. Amazing.
solar punk with american characteristics. that "multi-generational" housing is atrocious.
They never want a multistorey arcology 
Ah the CHUD desire to be a feudal manor lord
Is this a new hitman mission
Hear me out, this just needs a few changes. Take away the wall. Replace the suburban development with a little village that receives services (schools, sanitation, healthcare) from a competent national/provincial government.
This is what solarpunk is
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Homies lucky Jeff Bezos got allat money and not me I'd have lil homies in Nicaragua building PYRAMIDS for no reason. U go in the tomb of the pyramid and aim the flashlight at the wall u gon see "We gettin MONEY homie" in Sumerian Cuneiform
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I'm sure all that agriculture is going to go really well with no source of water.
Sprinklers
Rain
Imagine wanting to live that close to your family
C'mon gotta put that sister's house directly between your parents and grandparents as a buffer.
If you genuinely wanted this kind of vibe and had unlimited money, just move to a small but tight knit town with a dense downtown core, put up some walls, and then buy up all the shops and keep the people who work there employed but triple their salaries, and employ everybody else in the town with similarly paid jobs in random new stores for shit you want to exist there. Congrats, you're now effectively a warlord with a private army and you have a pleasant town to live in, not some weird mcmansion fort with a vegetable garden that can maybe support a toddler.
This would require them being not completely paranoid about the poors stealing all their nice things and feeling like they're being ripped off by paying the poors more than they're worth. Being super rich poisons your mind and so they'll be suckered in by meritocracy and protestant work ethic type stuff that makes them think people need to work non stop to deserve a decent life. So this type of idea, while resulting in a better outcome for them, would seem unappealing because they'd see it as just paying for everyone else to jerk around.
Plus their rich friends who they compare themselves to would make fun of them for making such bad business decisions
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Dedicating 40% of my land to trash burning
probably had better hazmat safety standards than the typical amerikkkolonizer base burn pit tbh
They spent years training and rehearsing that exact mission and still crashed a helicopter
that's just what helicopters do 
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How come they didn’t mark the helipad on the perimeter wall?
Feudalism role play.
stop making fun of my rimworld colony i'm new to the game!!
Urbanists in shambles. This is what peak suburban performance looks like
Just trying to live in the neighbourhood from the Parable of the Sower but with less community and worse planning
Are you telling us you don't wanna have a pond?
you know, there's a smart way to get at this conceptually... a multigenerational/nontraditional family + communal housing with ecosystem service provisioning and natural resource management infrastructure.
the problem is this dipshit has settler-siege brain and that makes one do everything completely and totally wrong like a fucking toddler. this whole thing needs a giant red X through it.
ah yes, have a fort but keep the power generation and storage outside. mmm hmm. but hey, keep the "cattle field" inside, i'm sure that's enough "cattle field".
Those aren't my wind turbines and solar panels they're the barbarians at the gate.
And you know this person is the type whose entire personality is eating meat, so it’s extra funny to me.
Don't even wanna imagine if they actually know or have the labor smarts to slaughter and then butcher an entire cow carcass, cuss that's on avg a half ton creature you have to move around.
this is what americans think multi-generational housing is
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No data center
Stardew Valley type shit
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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