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[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago

"Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I was distracted because I was sick."

(coughing emoji)

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 61 points 3 days ago

Lady, you need glasses 🫡

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago

Or her partner needs to see a doctor about his penis.

[-] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 5 points 3 days ago

I knew a guy with 5 penises. His pants fit like a glove.

[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago

two in each leg and one out front

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 40 points 3 days ago

God I hate people like this. Is America really full of people like this?

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

No. Non American here but I've spent a decent amount of time there.

They exist in a slightly higher ratio than other places but are still a tiny minority.

[-] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 days ago

American here that has worked a customer facing job. Yes. They are abundant.

[-] searabbit@piefed.social 14 points 3 days ago

Well tbf you are the prey of choice for energy vampires

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago

I guess that must bring out the worst in any nation :/

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago
[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Who would have thought that the religious nutbags and opportunists from the contenent would be prone to conspiracy and scamming?

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

America is big. Maybe the midwest is full of people like this?

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I wouldn't say "full" but as an ex-Midwesterner I can confidently say the population there is fairly sparse for the most part.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

Seems to be maybe 50/50

[-] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago

obvious rage bait is obvious.

[-] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 42 points 3 days ago

Sounds like someone who really wants to justify taking back their tip

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 3 days ago

like a pregnancy scare

[-] shweddy@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Wait you guys dont have 5 digits on your penits?

Of course I do! I have 5 penis. Otherwise it would just be called a peni.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago

I know a guy that would pay good money to have you make wine.

[-] istdaslol@feddit.org 12 points 3 days ago

It’s only appropriate to have the tip removed if it was laying on her forehead. Maybe now she can enjoy her private burrito taxi again

[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 days ago

Is o7 more appropriate, then?

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