Knowing about the world doping agency's investigation makes it even better

‘Penisgate’ at the Olympics: why inject acid into your penis, and what are the health risks?

They already made a mobile app Deus Ex game

I see a lot of responses mentioning optimistic /absurdistic nihilism, so I'd like to share the egg.

Fun fact: the author also wrote "The Martian"

I'm not sure if they accept AI slop, but if you want to write a satirical paper you can send it with the information from their contact page

Well, then Google shouldn't have just scraped the site then. It's not JABDE's responsibility to make their content suitable for LLM training

But he's standing in front of a Ferrari, he must know what he is talking about!

Well, they already use Bugzilla. Although I personally do not find it particularly intuitive to use.

cm0002 meant it with /s

It would make it easier for people to find if a bug has already been reported, which is what Torvalds mentions as being a problem.

Is https://morphe.software/ the official site?

Indeed, that argument doesn't really work. I suspect the argument will be that they're untrustworthy and will give a distorted view of reality with subtle propaganda shown with a video of someone asking non open weights Chinese models about Tianamen Square or something.

Another approach is that they will form a cartel for running US inference focused datacenters and will pivot to selling services using it.

Maybe not as good as Claude, but they are good enough, and open-source, and free. The US market is going to learn the hard way why open-source curbstomps greedy bullshit.

Correct, the American frontier models Claude Opus, GPT 5.4, GPT 5.5, and Gemini 3 Pro still score better (while costing significantly more), but the runner ups are all Chinese models.

Then it'll just come from Germany or France or elsewhere. It doesn't take millions of dollars to train a good model, despite these US companies pretending that it does.

Well, it does. Deepseek-R1 cost $6 million and that was considered to be very cheap. Europe only really has Mistral's models, Proton's Lumo and several models that focus on transparency, ethically sourced training data, and supposedly better local language support (OpenEuroLLM, GPT-NL), but they're by far not as good as other models and I don't expect them to be for quite some time.