Ya know I'm not necessarily a horse person but I've been seeing updates on sandy since I joined the fediverse and I'm a huge sandy fan.

Had me in the first half ngl

When the mercury goes up so do the legs on my pants

Why buy oil when the sun is free

Behold! a wizards staff with a scope

This is like the 4th promise of destruction.

I pulled that number out my ass but you get the idea

So he does want to be comfortable in his little suicide bunker

I've been doing dynamic pricing in Walmart for years. I go in ready to pay for stuff but end up walking out with meat in my pants. The prices become free while I'm in the store

If you smelt it you dealt it. Get out and make room for someone who actually gives a fuck

Goddam this shit is contagious I just started fucking jorkin it and I'm on the bus ugh..

What freedom?

Fuck me sideways and call me craig