[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

You're going to fuck that mammoth snout, aren't you?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

You could just raise your arm and let it loose...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I love peanuts but hate peanut m&m but I love regular m&m.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

I have nipples

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Where am I supposed to keep the tooter?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Sadly my job requires signed papers from each employee to be on file for the state AG department. It's an enormous waste.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Just bought a brother laser for my job. Damn toner ran out on day 1. I printed 400 pages but still... Oh brother

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

He also talks about eating dogs. I just made this account after leaving .ee and he's been around lol

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

My friends and I partied in a bar in Hamburg until almost 6am one time not realizing it was a gay bar until a guy tried to get me to let him go down on me and when I refused he asked why I was here. I was flattered and had fun but I had no idea lol

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Have you tried just asking him out?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

I also made most of those shots I didn't take

In my mind

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