I hope the shooter had the foresight to place a Polymarket bet on himself
I hope this doesn’t break up Tenacious D again.
Instead of a traditional roasting by a comedian, the event was set to feature Oz Pearlman, an Israeli mentalist, who performs mind-reading demonstrations.
Hoping we get some Mossad mind control assassin discourse out of Qanon folks with this 
CSPAN callers area already saying this shit was staged lol
Excuse me, Waiter....my Ka$h is cucked, will you please take it back to the kitchen?
In live footage of the incident, shouting could be heard in the background, with someone yelling "USA" and "God bless America" repeatedly.
Imagine rooting for your country during a shooting. I'd argue that a shooting is the new 'as American as Apple pie' as American as a shooting. As American as gun violence.
Jamil Abdullah al-Amin (formerly H. Rap Brown) said "Violence is as American as cherry pie."
Getting in on the ground floor this was a false flag to distract from iran.
Erika Kirk was in the building...
This is just like when they were passing through Butler, PA and Trump decided that he wanted an ear piercing. But nooooo, Donnie T can't just fucking go to Claire's like a normal person...
OR just a distraction so Trump doesn't have to speak in front of people.
NOW they can use the remote controlled A.I. puppet that WE taxpayers paid for.
Goddamn i'm fucking jaded
I saw this and my brain immediately went "Oh, unfunny bit headline, I wonder what lib came up with this?"
Right? This felt like an OG Huffington Post headline about the President storming out after a mean joke.
another failed attempt, like the one before he won the election, now another one to help him in the midterms? lol this shit is scripted
Or he's the most unpopular president ever and someone has already tried to kill him and lots of people want to. I'm legit 50/50 tho
God keeps saving him because he hasn't finished destroying the usa yet.
Why can no one do it properly?
Smdh my dick head, nobody wants to impress Jodie Foster anymore
You used to be able to impress Jodie Foster, now you can't because of woke
Plot armor.
can't have shit in this country
Third time wasn't a charm... 
Why can't...
Must. Not. Fedpost.
Why can't we have nice things?
I wonder which flavour of crank was this. RIP anyways. Lmao anyways.
The incompetency suggests disillusioned Qanoner.
I mean, it doesn't matter, they always blame it on "radical leftists" no matter what.
Maybe it's just the timing of the photo, but Trump seems suspiciously unfazed compared to everyone else in that photo. Not sure what it's suspicious of, but it's weird
i'd be surprised if he consistently knows where he is
I think some of the reactions are interesting like Dana White who said he was thrilled. They're treating it like dinner theater. This is like a new level of access between the press (and Trump's people) and the President. Come be part of the show. It's an experience. It's starting to feel like that's the more important part. If something did happen to Trump, they would still be drinking and laughing with brain matter all over their tables. Bring out the tarp for the front row like a Gallagher show. Watch the President get his melon smashed. Be part of history. The party must go on.
If the mentalist was any good none of this would have happened.
Wolf Blitzer describing what happened:
Let me guess, the bullets will be engraved with anti-maga rhetoric, they'll find a manifesto that is written like 19th century poetry, and they'll be some form of LGBTQ which conveniently will be all over their "social media" pages.
It is utterly humiliating tbat the world is run by a tyrant who is simultaneously totally unaware of what is going on and the luckiest man on earth.
Fucking Mr Magoosulini
we'll just have to do it again
the funniest possible thing could happen tonight
We are spanking the bare butt, balls, and back of the guy who did this
Dang, they missed.
This would be an intense situation if anything ever happened. We know from experience the inverse is true, though.
Yea why can't anyone ever hit this guy it's not like he's a small target and you'd probably get him or make the surgeon's jobs really fucking hard even with a wound that otherwise wouldn't be immediately lethal
Only one attempt actually shot anywhere near him. One got arrested for lurking around some golf course bushes and this one just ran into a hotel lobby and got gunned down by security. Like I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that all the gunshots were just the Secret Service lighting someone up for trying to barge through a security cordon, so the only "active shooter" was some SS agents.
Better luck next time
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