I hope the shooter had the foresight to place a Polymarket bet on himself

I hope this doesn’t break up Tenacious D again.

Instead of a traditional roasting by a comedian, the event was set to feature Oz Pearlman, an Israeli mentalist, who performs mind-reading demonstrations.

Hoping we get some Mossad mind control assassin discourse out of Qanon folks with this

Kash Patel Cucked

In live footage of the incident, shouting could be heard in the background, with someone yelling "USA" and "God bless America" repeatedly.

Imagine rooting for your country during a shooting. I'd argue that a shooting is the new 'as American as Apple pie' as American as a shooting. As American as gun violence.

Getting in on the ground floor this was a false flag to distract from iran.

Goddamn i'm fucking jaded

I saw this and my brain immediately went "Oh, unfunny bit headline, I wonder what lib came up with this?"

another failed attempt, like the one before he won the election, now another one to help him in the midterms? lol this shit is scripted

Why can no one do it properly?

can't have shit in this country

Why can't...
Must. Not. Fedpost.
Why can't we have nice things?

I wonder which flavour of crank was this. RIP anyways. Lmao anyways.

Maybe it's just the timing of the photo, but Trump seems suspiciously unfazed compared to everyone else in that photo. Not sure what it's suspicious of, but it's weird

If the mentalist was any good none of this would have happened.

I think some of the reactions are interesting like Dana White who said he was thrilled. They're treating it like dinner theater. This is like a new level of access between the press (and Trump's people) and the President. Come be part of the show. It's an experience. It's starting to feel like that's the more important part. If something did happen to Trump, they would still be drinking and laughing with brain matter all over their tables. Bring out the tarp for the front row like a Gallagher show. Watch the President get his melon smashed. Be part of history. The party must go on.

Wolf Blitzer describing what happened:

Let me guess, the bullets will be engraved with anti-maga rhetoric, they'll find a manifesto that is written like 19th century poetry, and they'll be some form of LGBTQ which conveniently will be all over their "social media" pages.

It is utterly humiliating tbat the world is run by a tyrant who is simultaneously totally unaware of what is going on and the luckiest man on earth.

Fucking Mr Magoosulini

Dang, they missed.

This would be an intense situation if anything ever happened. We know from experience the inverse is true, though.

Better luck next time