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[–] 50 points 4 months ago* (14 children)

another failed attempt, like the one before he won the election, now another one to help him in the midterms? lol this shit is scripted

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  • [–] 44 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    Or he's the most unpopular president ever and someone has already tried to kill him and lots of people want to. I'm legit 50/50 tho

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    No, literally nothing is real, the most unpopular and openly fascist president couldn't possibly have actual assassination attempts against him 🙄 Honestly, does anyone have any actual explaination for why this, and literally every other attempt, was staged? "Think about it bro" doesn't count, nobody will take us seriously if we just sound like the leftist version of Uncle Cletus ranting about the Biden Crime Family.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    His ear looks fine for supposedly having a bullet clip it.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Yeah I don't doubt that he milked a noninjury and faked that, but that's not what people are saying. They're saying that the attempted assassination is a false flag, which there is literally no credible evidence for. Big "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" vibes.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (2 children)

    Either he knew that was coming and had a fake blood packet on hand or his body can regenerate pieces like Wolverine.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    This is proof that time travel is real. Time travelers all ensuring that he survives as him staying elected as president is detrimental to the survival of the human race. He will ensure the collapse of amerikkka and will usher a period of world peace this world has never seen before in history. /j

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