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[-] CommCat@hexbear.net 50 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

another failed attempt, like the one before he won the election, now another one to help him in the midterms? lol this shit is scripted

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 44 points 4 weeks ago

Or he's the most unpopular president ever and someone has already tried to kill him and lots of people want to. I'm legit 50/50 tho

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 26 points 4 weeks ago

Imagine the first one was faked and now they're dealing with copycats.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 24 points 4 weeks ago

As long as people are shooting at him its all good

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

timmy-pray It would be so on brand.

No, literally nothing is real, the most unpopular and openly fascist president couldn't possibly have actual assassination attempts against him ๐Ÿ™„ Honestly, does anyone have any actual explaination for why this, and literally every other attempt, was staged? "Think about it bro" doesn't count, nobody will take us seriously if we just sound like the leftist version of Uncle Cletus ranting about the Biden Crime Family.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

His ear looks fine for supposedly having a bullet clip it.

Yeah I don't doubt that he milked a noninjury and faked that, but that's not what people are saying. They're saying that the attempted assassination is a false flag, which there is literally no credible evidence for. Big "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" vibes.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

Either he knew that was coming and had a fake blood packet on hand or his body can regenerate pieces like Wolverine.

Yeah he definitely had a fake blood packet, and the guy behind him definitely fake died of a gunshot wound ๐Ÿ™„

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 0 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not arguing the guy in the stands got got, I don't think Trump would blink twice at using a sacrificial lamb to give it legitimacy.

[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 41 points 4 weeks ago

God keeps saving him because he hasn't finished destroying the usa yet.

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 20 points 4 weeks ago
[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Chinese evangelical dad vindicated once again

[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 4 weeks ago

This is proof that time travel is real. Time travelers all ensuring that he survives as him staying elected as president is detrimental to the survival of the human race. He will ensure the collapse of amerikkka and will usher a period of world peace this world has never seen before in history. /j

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