They probably could have thought of worse, but then it goes from being funny to being depressing.

Also, how is that a sin?

He was probably relieved when the next sin would come up and would just be waluigi hentai again. In fact it was most likely waluigi hentai that made him reconsider when he was about to give up on humanity. Who knows?

The hardest thing to do is invent an entirely new perversion.

c/wholesome

This depends on what sect of Christianity you believe in. If you're one that believes that everything is already predetermined, than yeah, this Jesus character would have seen everything to come, in regards of sin. If you don't believe in a predetermined life, than you would have probably carried a huge burden of guilt for something that you never knew was true or not. But the people around you kept on speaking as if it was true, even though they wouldn't or couldn't provide solid evidence of such a thing happening.

Anyway... Do your best to be a good person, treat people how you would want to be treated, and don't hold religion to be, the end all be all of life, as we know it. No one can fully prove or disprove the existence or absence of a deity or deities.

It shouldnt be. True love of consenting adult fictional characters can never be wrong.

"Wait that's gonna be an option?!? I've got to protect that!" - Jesus probably when he discovered his kink in the garden.

Mostly feet.

Judea had no age of consent i did nothing wrong!

-Jesus

Yeah OPs is way funnier than yours. Sorry boss.

> dropping nukes on Japan

> Jewish genocide

> Palestinian genocide

> native inhabitant genocide

> shooting protestors

It's officially canon that God doesn't see these as sins because he's a cunt.

You’ll technically be “fine,” considering the image description is intended for comedic effect.