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Garden of gethsemane (thelemmy.club)
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[-] Draegur@lemmy.zip 51 points 3 weeks ago

Jesus only saw Every Sin SO FAR...

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

This depends on what sect of Christianity you believe in. If you're one that believes that everything is already predetermined, than yeah, this Jesus character would have seen everything to come, in regards of sin. If you don't believe in a predetermined life, than you would have probably carried a huge burden of guilt for something that you never knew was true or not. But the people around you kept on speaking as if it was true, even though they wouldn't or couldn't provide solid evidence of such a thing happening.

Anyway... Do your best to be a good person, treat people how you would want to be treated, and don't hold religion to be, the end all be all of life, as we know it. No one can fully prove or disprove the existence or absence of a deity or deities.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Right, but Jesus is also God, so why would he need to "see" the things he's already well aware of?

Oh that's right, none of it makes any sense.

[-] SystemDisc@piefed.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Tbf, early Christians did not believe Jesus was God.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

It being predetermined doesn't necessarily decrease the anxiety. For example, you might just be one of the unelect, destined for hell.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

i believe in the one where on a hill named golgotha jesus exploded into a shower of low quality wine (we really have gotten a lot better at wine since jesus) and crackers that the vatican has been trying to bury in a cave for millenia. it's in mark 16 or something.

i don't worship that one, i just believe in that one. it's more fun.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I can only get off by pretending he's real and watching me getting off whether alone or otherwise. "Fuck yeah Jesus, watch me cum. Don't look away! Look in my eyes while I cum!"

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