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[–] 10 points 5 months ago (1 child)

The hardest thing to do is invent an entirely new perversion.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    I put 2 rats, a clove of garlic and a 1/4 cup of heavy cream in my Ninja blender, then funnel the resulting mixture into my ass while an obese clown massages my taint.

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