Common cisconception

every trans person immediately falls unconscious at 7pm, typically while using transit, hence the name 'trans'

Woah, what else can trans people do?

"sleepiest girl in california" suing state after they forced her to compete against transgender snoozers who she had no chance of beating and cost her multiple scholarship opportunities

smh how could you say this knowing how big monster energy is in LGBT culture

In actuality the arcane power trans people have is terrifying and that's why they are banned from sports

It's true; I have the circadian rhythm of a Frank Zappa song

i was up until 6:30 the other day

in the morning, but either way that's not when you want to be falling asleep