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Valve is working on a tool for gutless cowards who are afraid to tell their entire family they're 300 hours deep into Ghost Girl Ghussy XXXL Edition
to pay money for your sex game, this is the 16th kind of liberalism
to hide it from your friends---this is the 17th.
the hardest thing about piracy is adding all the individual porn games to steam so your friends can see you playing them
the life of a revolutionary is harsh and unforgiving
Now no one will know how many hours I put into Pressure Washer Simulator. Or Train Simulator. Or Bus Simulator.
I have thousands of hours in War Thunder but I promise it's just because sometimes I leave the computer to do other things and forget to close the game 
Sure sure 
Wow
I'm only joking
The only guy I have on my friends list that plays this stuff is definetly not afraid to let others know, he does extensive reviews of every datable girl in a given game. 
but also entertaining to read/make fun of sometimes.
i feel shame looking at the 1000s of hours i spent playing DOTA 2
finally a reprieve
A coward dies a thousand deaths before the end.
The only weird sex game I've played on Steam is Max Gentleman Sexy Business, where you are a sexy business person seeking to regain your business empire by going on dates, punching your business rivals, and growing an unreasonably large mustache. It's very charming and funny, all the actual erotic scenes and images are optional and can be turned off. Every other sex game I've seen on steam looks both cheap and gross, except maybe the Monster Prom games if you count them.
I think the sleaziest game I've gotten into on steam is Gal Gun 2, which is actually really fun and well made. However, it's basically an on-rails shooter where the goal is to use your vacuum gun to suck the clothes off of random girls (also suck up little demons). There's also some mildly pervy minigames involving flirting with various girls. Overall, not the worst, but might be questionable to some people.
The most obscene game I've seen on Steam though is "Mutant Alley - Do the Dinosaur" which is a gay anthro dinosaur sex simulator. I've been curious about it and maybe I'll try it out once Steam implements these changes.
Mutant Alley - Do the Dinosaur
The only game I've 100%ed on Steam is Midnight Castle Succubus, I don't want to hide that achievement.
Can they work on a feature that lets me change my terrible username? I want to share my library with my young son but I don't want to explain why daddy has such a bad username.
I don't think anyone can see your username. There is the display name you can change at will which others also see.
his son will have to type the bad username into steam to log in.
There is some family sharing functionality in Steam I think. Never used it though.
There is, only on the same network but presumably that’s not going to be an issue?
You can family share games with up to 5 other users outside of one network
Oh snap that’s awesome
if it's bad enough, it may have to wait for the reading of your last will and testament
I refuse to use this feature. The world must know that I am playing My Stepmom is a Dragon Futanari at 3:56am
Why would I need to hide Baldur's Gate 3 from my friends? They all play it too.
Oh, not hiding them from view completely so I dont have to see fucking "futa dick dine and dash" on top of a normal steam sale page?
Sorry but just use fucking itch io for this shit or something.
That’s already an account preference.
Ok but can we get rid of Bad Rats?
What the hell is this game??? This is the first time I've heard of it, and now I'm watching this Dunkey vid: https://youtu.be/4wY4NNGW8LM I still don't quite get it.
It went viral back in the day, people were gifting it to each other as a joke.
Here I am just playing Cloud Meadow like it's no big deal.
IIRC there's already a workaround to do this? I think you have to set yourself invisible when buying them or something.
this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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