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No but seriously, what the hell is going on with his eyebrows lmao
Cursed animorph. 
Edits - I did a thing.
lamo
shits so fye
Wait is this legit or are his eyebrows the new slightly smaller Charlie Kirk face
https://x.com/BackupJeffx/status/2030079481872843070
it's legit lmao he has abandoned the right and is now identifying as a Groucho Marxist
wtf
is it possible to learn this power?
Stating that Israel wants to build a temple over Al-Aqsa mosque is clinically insane you say?
Israel's Ben Gvir says he wants to build a synagogue in Al-Aqsa Mosque complex
What in the absolute fuck lmaooo
Groucho Marxist
Oh man, this is up there with Dan Crenshaw's "self-inflicted cumshot wound" 
Hahaha wtf
Too funny to be real.
I'd bet the latter....but...with SHapino, who knows.
it should be a thing, just make his eyebrows bigger and bigger
They aren't even shaped well.
bro is brezhnevmaxxing
White boy shocks Soviet officials by speaking fluent Brezhnev
He's trying to appeal to the Japanese market just like they did with Ratchet and Clank
Look how they massacred my boy.
I still remember finding out about this on a forum where we were talking about how they always made Kirby angry for the US market and someone was like, "They also gave Ratchet Groucho brows for Japan"
Really put some things into perspective
He saw how people were saying Jordan Peterson is like Kermit the frog and decided that he should be like his favourite muppet Bert.
Eugene-Levification
Chat is this real
According to Grok, it is both absolutely fake and AI, and 100% real. No, really. Check the linked twitter thread. It says both are true, so that's gotta be the truth!
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Bro is getting dangerously close to doing what the racially insensitive might call "juggalo blackface"
gonna keep a close eye on this.
Ben Shapiro, watching Hasan Piker livestreaming:
"WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE THAT I DONT ANYWAY"
he's caterpillar farming
He kept getting called a twink too much, now he's overcompensating for it
of course there is
What a stupid picture holding the price of wood in your hand with a bag instead of being a true Chad and throwing it in to the bed of your duallie leaving the tailgate open leaning on the tailgate throwing your hair back and looking hungrily at the camera. Maybe show a little belly
Bro got Burt Reynolds crumb brushes above his eyes.
This smacks of gender
Wooly Willy
Bushy Benny
Kind of odd how he's got a shaped trimmed haircut and beard, new blazer, but told the stylist nah the brows stay unkempt.
His eyebrows are shaped as well, the lines around them are unnaturally sharp. Which means that the eyebrow shape was a stylistic choice which is amazing.
there's no way that this is a real pic. what the fuck
His beard is so fucking bad!! It looks like he rubbed some soot on
Is he eating cow growth hormones? Steroids?
Why do I want to buy fruit from Ben Shapiro all of a sudden?
Definitely something changed. His brows looked pretty natural before, maybe a little cleaned up, but not shaved in half
Why does he look like JD Vance in the 2nd pic
His dad could get it
Why is ben shappiro turning into the eyebrows guy from Furi kuri? Are those stickers as well?
Every eyebrow hair is sacred, whenever a woman removes one by waxing it, he adopts it.
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