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[-] D61@hexbear.net 7 points 14 hours ago

The sea floor beckons.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 66 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This 100% convinces me that the theory is correct and the Jx signature is her in the files. You do not start covering up your tracks unless people are dangerously close to a secret you don't want out there.

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

well what's the Jx signature about, I'm not readin' this shit and I haven't seen a post here about it, inform my ignorance please it's what I need you people for

edit: nevermind I scrolled down bean

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago

For anyone else wondering, there are some harry potter related emails where the signature matches the way Rowling signs her tweets:

thx for doin' the lord's work

readin' this shit is giving me /r/dncleak and /r/pizzagate flashbacks, same incestuous web of every one of these ruling class dipshits knowing and partying with each other, same weird coded language (i.e. the probably drug related "have more fun on pizza or pasta" thing from pizzagate) which I cannot understand the intended appearance, like, the "agin invited" "agin appropriate" thing is just so weird it stands out and draws attention so why the fuck say it

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[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 88 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

She really named her boat after the repeated cycle of reincarnation that comes from the inability to detach from worldly desires and care for all living beings, huh?

[-] tocopherol@hexbear.net 55 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

She heard "cycle of ignorance and hunger, trapped by desire for fleeting sensory pleasures" and thought xok

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago

I'm torn between "They're dabbing on us, they're the hungry ghosts irl and they will not rest until the world is swallowed whole" and "the author whose only notable Asian character was named Cho Chang probably has no idea what the word means and someone pulled a funny prank"

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[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 102 points 1 day ago

Okay so she was DEFINITELY that Jx person in the epstein files, fucking freak piece of shit

[-] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago

What did they do? Don't remember that leak.

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The exchanges I actually read were her getting invited to pedo parties and being like I would but the timing doesn't line up, Ill be in town X date how's that? sort of thing, I saw it posted here yesterday and barely paid attention honestly, but the signature stuck with me because someone was like hey maybe its not JKR, lots of women sign their name as Jx statistically speaking etc

There were tons of screenshots but I couldn't be fucked I hate reading my own emails let alone pedo ones, so Im not actually sure if any of the occurances implicated this Jx but I'm just going to continue assuming that every rich and famous person is a depraved sex criminal who should be tossed into a pit

But NAW this is now case closed for me that the Jx person is JKR, not that she needed any other crimes on her tab for her to earn painful execution

[-] Azarova@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

She's talking about this thread from earlier today: https://hexbear.net/post/7537310

That thread + this makes her look wildly guilty, ngl

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 39 points 1 day ago

That means you are legally allowed to sink it, as it doesn’t exist. Wooden paneling burns so brightly

[-] hector@lemmy.today 23 points 1 day ago

Turns out JK Rowling was an epstein pal too, it never ends.

Reminds me of a tik tok skit playing on these kinds of social medias, this guy is like everyone famous is somehow connected to epstein I'm sick of learning about it, at least my idol winnie the poo is clean, then it flashes to a picture of winnie the poo smiling the epstein and he's like dammit.

I'm paraphrasing from memory but seriously, it's like everyone connected to the Ivy Leagues, and their English equivalents in their private pig sodomizing clubs (Cameron reference, noted pig fucker, hazing bullshit they also offer a 50 pound note to a poor, snatch it back and burn it, ha ha right?) Burn them all down to the ground. Raze the establishment, it's the only way to recover.

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 64 points 1 day ago

lol, this reminds me of, back in the day of a single shared family computer, how my brother would just wipe the entire browser history after visiting "certain sites" which made it even more obvious what he was up to

[-] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago

A weird thing with opsec is that wiping all records isn't always good opsec lol

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 65 points 1 day ago

"JK Rowling's superyacht Samsara"

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm surprised it's not called something like "(N-word) Mc(T-slur)face"

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

She might have named it that because she thought it was a fancy slur

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[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

typical slytherin behaviour

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 57 points 1 day ago

The British yearn for nonce island

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 43 points 1 day ago

Probably a coincidence that this is right after the latest Epstein drop.

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 58 points 1 day ago

Straight up, she saw the allegations and said "I want in"

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 52 points 1 day ago

Praying that she runs into Scylla and/or Charybdis

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[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 4 points 18 hours ago

orcas assemble!

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

The billionaires continue to dab on anyone who thinks the law is a real thing

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago

She's returned to the Realm of Magic and Wizards and Shit from whence she came. She can take up her old wizard name Hatefillius Bigotmold and hang out with Hagrid or whatever

ctrl f: Rowling

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

‘Oh shit oh fuck’

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