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submitted 3 months ago by Edie@hexbear.net to c/main@hexbear.net

As you can see, there are 9 potential new positions to be added. But changes to the existing ones are also welcome.


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[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

Minister of smooches

crush

[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

minister of deep-nesting

[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Minister of freeze-gamer

Minister of Space

Minister of Ecology

Minister of Nutrition

[-] Edie@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Good ideas. Though... Ecology and Nutrition kinda fit within Agriculture.

Edit: Games could be expanded to be ... Computers? Technology? But then you could say it fits under Comm. or it could be renamed.


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[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ministry of Information Technology

Games could come under Arts or Culture.

[-] Edie@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Culture is Arts and Games.


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[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

They can, but I think agriculture as in farming is different enough from ecology as in environmental protections and projects, and nutrition as in food safety and consumption.

I like Minister of computers or internet.

[-] Edie@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Nutrition still feels like Agriculture. Agriculture ministries are usually charged with food safety.

Internet is Communications. But I'll do Computers.


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[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago
[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Minister of The Sinister

sicko-satan

(alternatively, Minister for Sickos)

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Minister of Rolling Fat Blunts

Sign me up.

[-] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Always get the interior ministry post

[-] blunder@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Minister of beanis

Cat Czar meow-tankie

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Rename minister of agriculture to minister of beans and give it to the owl

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

I'M NOT A BEAN meow-tableflip

[-] groKKK@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Minister of emergency management/disaster relief (currently focused on preventing white genocide in South Africa)

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Minister of Party Rocking

[-] axont@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Minister of discovering who took a dump in my pants

[-] Edie@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That's either the Committee on State Security, the Militsiya (police, under Internal Affairs), or Ministry of Justice.


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[-] axont@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

the contents of my pants are integral to national security

[-] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Minister of "I'm simply not there bateman-business-card"

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Ministry of Shidding and Farding

[-] Edie@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Oil and Gas.


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[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago
[-] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago
[-] Edie@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

That's the Red army isn't it?


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[-] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Minister of the volcel brigades

Minister of transgenderism

[-] Edie@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Absolutely a Minister of Transgender (name TBD) like there is a Minister of the Nationalities.


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[-] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Minister of Genders and they handle all Gender related issues, the Gender Ministry can then have different departments.

[-] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Minister of Science. Minister of Labor. Minister of Health. Minister of Defense.

[-] Edie@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I've renamed the Red Army to Defense

Health is indeed missing.


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[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago
[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

5 year gosplan honk-enraged

[-] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Time to become the bureaucrat in Moscow

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

If I am made Minster of Aeronautical Sciences I will not rest until we have successfully created the transformable Valkyrie fighter jet from Macross and we will wage Zero G Love

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

minister of cuisine

[-] lilypad@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago
[-] isuggestforcefem@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

You have the floor, comrade

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Ministry of ministries

Ministry of ministry mysteries

[-] moss_icon@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

moss_icon, minister of goth.

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No ministers no masters

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