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[CW: Ableism] Elon is a shithead, surprising nobody (hexbear.net)

submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net

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No, I don't know who secular talk is. So no bully me if they're terrible pls I'm just a silly little fella. A glooby goobus. A dingy dangus. A plongle dongle.

But yeah, of course Elon uses the term "mental illness" like it's some kind of evil person trait. Glad to know one of Americas most powerful people has the same understanding of the human mind as a Victorian eugenicist.

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[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 51 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Taking drugs and having mental health issues makes you physically incapable of staying inside a building

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 45 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Elon should donate 20billion dollars to homelessness to totally own the left when it doesn't solve homelessness. I would be so owned. It would be epic bacon.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

That's the rub isn't it? The guy could spend a fraction of his wealth and end homelessness overnight and go down in the history books as a hero and yet what will he be remembered by when he dies, being a racist with a lemon car and torturing monkeys to death?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

torturing monkeys to death

Wait until he puts his brain implants into people. Joe Blow from Cincinnati actually lives in that city and his name is really Joe Blow. The poor schnook got Elon's brain implant because that was the only solution he could afford to deal with his health issues. It's buggy garbage and Blow is worried about the plethora of health issues that are being reported about the implant. He mean tweets at Elon. Only few hours later he's continuously saying "Poop emoji. Poop emoji. Poop emoji. Poop emoji. Poop emoji..."

Elon says it's an artifact of the previous iteration. Whatever that means. Even weeks later Joe Blow can't stop saying "Poop emoji." It's like a agonizing non-stop case of the hiccups except it's intentional and nasty.

[-] Blep@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

We're lucky that itll probably only kill the people who get it installed instead

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

I hope when they get a fatal zap - they aren't behind the wheel on the highway with their kids in the backseat.

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

you think that won't be us in the camps as his experimental piggies?

[-] MoreLikeHazBeen@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

that's what gives away that elon's claim is just an excuse. even if you accept the premise, 'most' means there are exceptions. why not help those people?

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Omg he would be like soooo totes amazeballs libbing-out

[-] KrasMazov@lemmygrad.ml 41 points 6 months ago

[-] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

inshallah

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The guy dropping into k-holes in the Whitehouse wants to lecture us on drug use.👍

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago

I'm still so fucking smug that I clocked him as a piece of shit in like 2010. Basically everyone I knew thought it was ridiculous I was a hater of Le Epic Reddit Science Car Guy but I felt so fucking vindicated when it became widely acknowledged that he sucks

[-] tane@lemy.lol 17 points 6 months ago

Yeah I don’t truly feel vindicated really because he’s such a rotten piece of shit and he has all the power, but I’ve been a hater since 2013-14 at least

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 months ago

The 'itoldyouso' that nobody listens to is the best.

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Your nickname perfectly fits the situation.

[-] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

I will only feel vindicated when he is redacted on a redacted in Times Square.

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

Yeah, in my case it was 2013 and mostly because he was an obvious con-man and not directly advocating for White birth rates and anti-homelessness at the time. But it was really lonely being a Musk hater in 2013.

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

I'm the same way about refusing to engage with facebook and social media when I was like 9 years old I was like fuck no that sounds terrible and 17 years later yeah, what the fuck was everyone else even thinking

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago

“There’s no such thing as homeless people! It’s just drug addicts!”

I’m sick of biting my tongue and I don’t give a shit if this means I’m an SJW.

You pigs are the last people who should lecture anyone on addiction. You want to see millions of people dead because you gluttonous pigs are addicted to money. Homelessness is literally caused because you pigs keep raising rent beyond what is reasonable. Why? Because you pigs are addicted to money. You can’t even hire anymore because you literally can’t even bear to part with your precious money to get more money in return. How is this not an addiction?

[-] redchert@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 6 months ago

Even more outrageous since half of them are addicted to cocaine and other recreational high value drugs.

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago

“billionaire” is propaganda for a violent drug addict with “extreme mental illness”

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

victorian eugenicist

I’m glad you point this out, because yes it’s the same old crap from this new “tech guy” that I’d expect from a “slaves guy” from a bygone productive era. Meanwhile we, the common folk of this wretched earth, have changed massively since that time. We have learned, discarded, and learned again. By comparison, the bourgeoisie are always riding yesterday’s coattails.

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

Didn't he literally say that he would solve homelessness at one point, and then when some advocacy organization actually came up with the $20 billion price tag, he said "fuck it, never mind"?

[-] Edie@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

I think that was world hunger

https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/04/26/elon-musk-hunger/

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

ending homelessness? nah, I'll buy twitter for like 3x as much and run it into the ground instead

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

It boggles my mind that there are people who think he's smart. They're so ready to equate hoarding money with intelligence despite any other aspect of how someone behaves.

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

KKKyle KKKulinSSKKKi can slurp my doodoo, but I'mma separate the tweet from the tweeter here

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

I thought he was just a kinda-normie "left" lib social media news-commentary guy? Or is the problem that "normal" is still quite bad?

[-] D61@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

Its been awhile since I've listened to anything he's done but I'm pretty confident he's in the "you've gotta vote for the Dems no matter what" camp of political commentators.

Regularly has decent takes about the state of the USA but also peppers in some low level ableism when shit talking.

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

This primarily comes to mind, but I'm sure you can dig deeper and find other gross shit [CW: Scratched Liberal Transphobia]

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

yikes-1 yikes-2 yikes-3 I knew this guy by name at most, good to know he's yet another lib who's willing to throw trans people under the bus at the slightest provocation.

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Ah, noted

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

I know nothing about this guy. If you have time, can I have his tragic back story?

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This primarily comes to mind, but I'm sure you can dig deeper and find other gross shit [CW: Scratched Liberal Transphobia]

[-] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

Kyle Kulinsky is a socdem who has a news show on YouTube, if memory serves right. His takes on most things, including Palestine, are alright from what I have seen, though, so you probably won’t be yelled at for posting him dunking on melon-musk .

[-] tane@lemy.lol 17 points 6 months ago

The richest man in human history saying this is a level of depravity I actually cannot comprehend. It won’t happen but I go to sleep every night praying to an uncaring universe that Elon gets what he deserves some day.

[-] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Snorts a rail, swings around his chainsaw, incinerates a few people in their Teslas, rants maniacally about going to Mars, complains about "violent drug addicts with severe mental illnesses"