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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

"Oh look at this guy reading a BOOK at the cafe, he must think he's sooooo cool! I get he thinks a woman will sleep with him cuz he's so smart and cultured."

Or maybe my roommate is having their partner over and they kicked me out and I'd rather do this than just be on my fucking phone for two hours?

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[-] axont@hexbear.net 87 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I have the reverse experience reading in public. Usually people are polite and curious but I'm reading something that weirds them out. Like the other day I was reading a collection of Louis Althusser essays, coworker asks about it, I respond with something like "uhhh, just some philosopher guy. I'm not sure how to explain succinctly."

Too late, guy asked grokkk which responded with something like "Louis Althusser was a schizophrenic French Marxist who murdered his wife in 1980." And I mean I wasn't quite sure how to respond to that because yeah that's who he was

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

:yea: the internet was a mistake now they will grill me on fanfics

[-] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

Asking grokkk what "My Immortal" is because I saw someone reading it in public.

But yeah lol. "I'm just reading." "Reading what?" "Uhhhhhhhh..." yikes-1 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ASK ME THAT!

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

i just say its the bible and try to hide the cover bird-screm1

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

It's very depressing to me that many people won't even really google anymore. Without thinking - they'll wolf down the AI SLOP instead.

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

in extremely mild defense, google has been garbage for a decade because of SEO and advertising, but i do wonder why the impulse is to LLM instead of wikipedia for looking up somebody with a published book

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

I belly laughed at this, it would be just my luck something like this would happen to me too.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 49 points 3 months ago

Someone the other day was talking about how people in america are becoming more unhinged and mean in public life. Like 10 years ago no one would blink an eye at someone reading a book on a park bench, maybe if it was fucking Mein Kampf or Sasquatch Pounds My Ass by Chuck Tingle. Nowadays people are looking for an excuse to be a dick.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'd be worried Sasquatch would have some nasty STDs. he's never even seen a doctor

[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

Sasquatch is rare and endangered because they don't have sex.

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

The rare volcel cryptid.

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Bit idea: Sasquatch reproduces asexually

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Sasquatch Pounds My Ass by Chuck Tingle.

Uhhhh...

[-] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

If you’re having trouble finding it, that might just be that the title is actually “Eight Bigfoot Buckaroos Hate My Butt And Pound It”.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Hey Mr. Tingle is an artist but it's not for the general public.

[-] redchert@lemmygrad.ml 44 points 3 months ago

The performative male thing is further social conditioning for fascism, like tradwives were, its purpose is to pressure men into becoming more stereotypically masculine again, by equating men who change themselves for the sake of female affection (or you know just have feminized hobbies) with social predators.

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

Which is funny, because i'm built like one of those "masculine men", and i'm an outspoken communist that fights for the rights of everyone.

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[-] Carl@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago

There's a whole class of "getting mad at someone who is minding their own business" that we get acculturated into growing up. Once you step back and percieve it you can start to intercept it but I don't think you'll ever fully be rid of the impulse.

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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

my mere existence stunts on the haters very-smart

[-] PowerLurker@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

nope sorry, that’s performative male tendencies. (that is to say, ableistly performing your superior attention span on my adhd ass)

(god i wish my brain would let me read outside of a hyperbolic chamber… deeper-sadness )

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

Really it's insensitive to the illiterate for me to read at all

[-] PowerLurker@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

third eye opened. next time some nerd tells me to read theory, they're friggin in for it biden-megamind

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[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

what would performative enby tendencies be

[-] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago

Only time i ever judged someone for reading was a dude on a plane reading mein kampf

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 56 points 3 months ago

Were they at least shaking their head to show they disagree?

[-] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

No he looked like a dork and he looked really into it

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[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

I can imagine non-Nazi reasons to read that book (like if you're a history student studying the rise of Nazism), but I def wouldn't do it in public

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[-] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago

this is shadowboxing, no one is paying this much attention to you

[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

A horde of mean teens ridiculed me for reading William Shakespeare's Star Wars at the cafe last week. Saying "look at this nerd shit" and held the book over my head as I begged them to at least not remove the bejewelled butterfly bookmark.

They removed the bejewelled butterfly bookmark.

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

this dude is eating BEANS!

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[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

I imagine 99% of people don't give a fuck but that 1% sure do like complaining about it

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 months ago

Probably masking their self consciousness about their self-perceived low intellect.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

it's because they have to displace their anger at themselves for being subliterate

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

i read ebooks in public on my steam deck in so people assume i'm a doofus g*mer while i am in fact a le epic and cultured intellectual nerd

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

There was a time where i was reading settlers on my phone while getting a ride to work with my journeyman who could've been on the cover. If he asked I'd just say I'm looking at reddit

[-] Arahnya@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

I once took Octavia Butler's Dawn with me to jury duty and sat shoulder to shoulder (so they could easily see the words on the page) and uhh the book gets to the part where they start talking about breeding program and im like 😩 i swear I didn't know this would happen

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

Maybe it's a nice fucking day and we should enjoy just vibing in the splendor of this miracle which we inhabit?

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

I'd rather do this than just be on my fucking phone for two hours?

Oh so you're better than me because you don't have 30 hexbear tabs open on your phone browser?

No but really, I should start carrying around the book I'm reading so that I can get a chapter in at lunch instead of reading the stupid shit you assholes say all day. I say this with love tho.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

Did... did someone actually say this to you?

It reads like something made up, sorry if this is mean but i get got by obvious bits sometimes

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

Nobody has ever confronted me in public but I see posts all the time on the internet complaining about "pretentious hipsters reading Pynchon on the subway".

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

Yeah ignore those posts. Most people don’t care. Internet comments would have you believe being 6’2 is short and making 150k USD a year makes you borderline homeless.

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

and making 150k USD a year makes you borderline homeless.

Well with the way the housing market is going...

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[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Posts aren’t real. Like the person who posts that shit probably just imagined a hipster reading shit in a cafe and then complained about it. We need to go back to presuming that everything people say on the internet is a pathetic lie until proven otherwise

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[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 14 points 3 months ago

I've been judged for reading a book in public instead of scrolling in the last couple of months. 🤷

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[-] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

It's so uncommon nowadays to find someone reading in public (since public libraries here barely exist) that wheenever I see someone I go: 'WOAH' even if it's like.. Dr. Faust or something so I never got the whole reading in public makes you cool or whatever, I just think more people should be doing so and it's amusing to see a rare one.

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

This is your own fault for reading in the mosh pit at a Metallica concert. Everyone knows that hardcore Metallica fans are illiterate.

And if you're upset from reading this comment because I'm trashing Metallica, you're a fake fan because here you are reading like some kind of nerd

[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

No they don't. You're projecting or something idk.

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[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

If I'm reading off a Microsoft Surface in public, do I look stupid? I need to know.

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Wow reading books full of stories at a cafe is weird, I say as I turn on desperate housewives for 4 hours

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago
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