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submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

This will drive down the already low recruitment numbers lmao

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago

Yeah, get a bunch of unstable internet nazis to go to boot camp, I'm sure it'll result in greater recruitment numbers and not a bunch of them washing out of basic and just being completely disillusioned with the US military and think they've gone "woke" because they expected them to do burpees and shit.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

And maybe shooting up the base in the process

timmy-pray

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

And maybe shooting up the base in the process

timmy-pray

[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago

"You can't call everything you don't like fascism"-bros have been real quiet since this one dropped. J/k they never shut the fuck up.

On a serious note the woke and gay recruitment ads in an effort to make the military seem more inclusive are what is needed to draw in a broader segment of society with changing attitudes of the military age population, and the conservative automatic rejection of this hamstrings their recruiting efforts. I should see it as a good thing they can not put down their kulturkampf long enough to pad out the ranks of imperialist cannon fodder.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago

Nothing makes me want to fight for my country like a dead dude with a weird face

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

His big ass head and small face beaming down on my corpse like the sun from teletubbies

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago

They're going to put him in a fucking marvel movie at this rate

[-] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago

Bad guy: Give up avengers, you can never defeat me!

Robert Downey Jr: I can't, but HE can...

Bad guy: WHO?

[CGI Charlie Kirk]: Heh, nice argument, kiddo laser blast

Bad guy: RARRGH!

RDJ: Wow, THAT just happened smuglord

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Then CGI Charlie looks straight into the camera and recites the 14 words

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Gonna name the avengers inititative the Charlie kirk initiative.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

Me showing up at the recruitment office:

I heard you guys were teaching people how to land trans gfs and shoot fascists in the neck?

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago

No, please, let more Charlie Kirk types join up

Let them get styled upon

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

defeating an entire battalion by making jokes and projecting memes until they frothingfash

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Some gen alpha kid in a foxhole in taiwan getting his head blown off by the PLA because he thought he could be in the epic memes brigade.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago

I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DEBATE THEM wojak-nooo

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

it's starting to feel like they are running away with this so hard it's getting cringe

i mean i know they have total dominance over all things but still, in the end it's all a war for the checked out

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

This doesn't even make any sense, he wasn't a fucking vet!

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

he was a veteran of the culture wars, which as real american patriots know, is way more heroic and glorious than all the other wars.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Shit, skip the medal of freedom and give his corpse the medal of honor Mr. President.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

kelly The Face Is Shronken incident

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Charlie has awakened a generation of warriors

using his nickname when trying to make him a martyr, haha

he'll fit right in with the likes of Geo, Benny, Johnny, Harry and Willy, don't know who I mean? Neither do I tbh

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Finally, a war they can win. Most people know he's already dead, though.

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