The 30-50 feral hogs found out your door was unlocked.

Hog out or log out.

30-50 feral hogs within 3-5minutes are the sleep paralysis demons of one monk

504: Bad Gateway an Artist's rendering

The Passing of the Grift: As Charles, Son of Kirk, weakens in his death bed the young conservative hogs surround him to pick clean the bones of his preaching pulpit and scroll of patrons.

C 1254, colorized. A monk is shown in the early stages of being attacked by a swarm of ravenous hogs, illustrating the grim reality of life before the American Constitution and AR 15.

Me and the gang having a good time.

oops! took too many benadryl!

Please, kitties, I am eeby seeby right now. Stop.

"WHY IS THE PODCAST EPISODE LATE?"

Average Hexbear meetup

Before the invention of the Assault Rifle 15™️, prayer was the only way to deal with 30-50 feral hogs

Mama mia

"Huh, so I wasn't being paranoid; I DID forget to close the door"

Or

"I'm sorry can I help you?"

Or

"Visiting hours are between 9 to 5"

Or

The hog sitting by his bedside at the top: "I brought some friends, they really dig the whole candle making thing you do" or "Tell us a bedtime story?"

When it's 9:05am and your hell hounds wake you up because you haven't fed them their 9am bowl of souls

Shakira got her purse stolen by hogs in Barcelona. I'm sure a smarter person than me can workshop that into something.