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What. The. Fuck??? (hexbear.net)
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[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago

Whoever made this 100% believes JFK was either actually killed by Oswald, or thinks the CIA are communists.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

What do you think CIA stands for? It literally says Communists in America.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

"Communist Intelligence of America" obviously

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago

Abe Lincoln, famously only gave speeches

[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago

the US civil war was the world's first speech and debate competition

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

From wikipedia

The original Henry rifle was a sixteen-shot .44 caliber rimfire breech-loading lever-action rifle, patented by Benjamin Tyler Henry in 1860 ...

At Vicksburg, Edward Downs of the 20th Ohio Volunteer Infantry Regiment and a noted sharpshooter, bought a Henry rifle from his own funds for $65 (equivalent to $1,700 in 2024) from a steamboat captain just prior to the Vicksburg battle ...

For an American Civil War soldier, owning a Henry rifle was a point of pride.[5] Just 1,731 of the standard rifles were purchased by the government during the war.[6] The Commonwealth of Kentucky purchased a further 50. However, 6,000 to 7,000 saw use by the Union on the field through private purchases by soldiers who could afford it. ... Many infantry soldiers purchased Henrys with their reenlistment bounties of 1864. Most of these units were associated with Sherman's Western troops.

That's a whole lotta free speech.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Didn't he offer to "debate" someone in a pit with broadswords?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Kinda. If memory serves a guy challenged Lincoln to a duel which Lincoln didn’t really want to do but as the challenged it was his right to decide the weapons. Lincoln chose broadswords and beforehand told the dude that they didn’t have to go through with it. Lincoln then swung the sword around his head, lopping off a chunk of tree branch which was the height of Lincoln’s body + outstretched arm + broadsword. Apparently this shook the dude when he realized that sword fighting a guy with an extra foot of reach was a death sentence and they resolved. Young Abe psyched the dude out.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

A Jewish guy born in Bethlehem? Definitely Polish.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Jesus? Nah thats Russell, i used to work with him at a restaurant. He was cool but i think he took a few too many blows to the head in the mosh pit or maybe ate too much acid at once or something.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

It ain't failed until the last McDonald's closes, hold the line!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Where does collapse of the govt rank on the Waffle House disaster index?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Baby, how bad is it out there?

The Waffle House is still open.

There is hope.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

AI image of Charlie Kirk playing cards with dogs.

AI image of Charlie Kirk with Peter Griffin and Archer and Rick and Bojack Horseman.

AI image of Charlie Kirk in heaven taking a selfie with Ozzy Osbourne.

This is a resigned prediction, I do not want these things to happen, but fear that we cannot stop it.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Perhaps if enough people keep posting pictures of Kirk with his face shrinking while his head grows, AIs will only be able to render him as a monstrosity.

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

Really makes you think. What were those words, I wonder? :thonk:

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

Fourteen of them, I think.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

the historical jesus was likely a fucking rebellion leader. the civil rights movement had multiple wings and a movement that was willing to get dirty - the chief executive crackers are just agents of imperialism who, by the sheer grace of their time and place, did a few things that were probably good, relative to their peers.

how has information quality fallen so much that this swine garbage actually has purchase?

can i also say, this thing where capital murders people and turns them into martyred icons whose main purpose is to quell the movements that made them dangerous to be like, one of the most infuriating tricks that people consistently fall for

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Jesus was killed by the cops, which Kirk would translate as "you sure it wasn't an overdose?".

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Are we sure that Jesus didn’t die from autoerotic crucifixtion?

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

that's enough for me today

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

jesus has been killed again?! since kirk died? wow. i did not know that.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Every time I beat off, or so that Sunday school teacher told me. He’s got an awful job, keeps getting resurrected just for me to refresh xHamster.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

jesus, yet another victim of climate change or something

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

This must slap if you're one of the stupids.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

This is why they argue so passionately that llms can create art.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

^ All because of words glasses-off

^ All because of *14 words glasses-on

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Why's Jared Leto on there?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Because of the words he slipped into underage girls’ DMs

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

all because of words 😢 I see it, now

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS (trns.) "i really hated that fuckin gettysburg speech, 'four-score-and-seven-years' fucking nerd who talks like that"

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I remember having to memorize that speech in like 5th grade history, it fucking sucked. Like every person had to go one by one and recite it to the teacher

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Kirk wouldn't want to be pictured next to a black guy that advocated against segregation my dude.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The incoherency of the right is astounding. This is like what an AI would generate based on some premise of pop cultural martyrs with Charlie Kirk jammed in the lineup.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

agony-mescaline

i am become the fucking joker

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

When fascism goes full mask off froth in Murikkka it will come with an oddly tiny face, not merely just wrapped in a cross. It must be a spectacle.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

I know, AI slop. Those fascists just can’t handle any different opinions, even if you agree with them 99.99% of the time.

From the Roman Empire to the Groypers, the dominant power structure never takes dissent well.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Who’s the damn Jedi to the far right?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I think most people really don’t give a shit about Kirk’s death, or at the most think “meh, world is a slightly better place now.” Like, 90% of us.

All this fash froth is coming from a few right wing influencers who want to cash in on the killing, or the corpo media who want to manufacture consent for further invading our own country. It’s really quite evidently bullshit.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Mr. Christ, get down!!!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I want to make a Five Heads of joke, but I'm not sure what...

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

On the one hand visible-disgust

On the other, Kirk hated MLK and would probably rage-cry about being pictured next to him, so lmao.

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