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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's so weird

elect-black-democrats dot com

This little rat man pete-eat looks like a white dude from Indiana to me

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago

Yes! The shape of our democracy is the issue that affects every other issue.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

the issue of our shape is the democracy that affects every other democracy. pete

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I'm looking for a robust, bodacious democracy

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

You might think that's universal, but in the medieval period they actually preferred pear-shaped democracies.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

The Greeks made statues of men with tiny democracies

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

The Shape of Jazz to Come affects the shape of every other genre.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

The primary should just be him and Newsome in a cage match with thunderdome rules, so that whoever wins at least we'll be rid of the other

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Thank you. There was so much Contra slop on the front page that I was dying for another enraging liberal faux progressive.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I still think Trump’s bit on Mayo Pete was at the peak crossover of dementia and his standup routine

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

At least we'll get some great videos of him trying to endear himself to non-white people.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

wonderful news!

:iasip-dennis-wally-hot-yeah:

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

2027 is going to be a fun year.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago

The black democrat at home:

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago

he's gonna take his Obama impersonation to the next level.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

If he did blackface at the convention, the rest of the DNC and American media would brush it off as "an awkward costume."

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

lathe-of-heaven I don't really want this to happen, but now I have a feeling he will at least do an accent to the same effect at some point

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

He was heavily coached to make him speak in the cadence of Obama already, white zero charisma Dems have been doing this for a decade

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I believe that very easily. But I mean that he will do an outwardly offensive one, not just steal cadence and mannerisms

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

pete Uh, let me be queer. If you like your fascist immigration policy, you can keep it!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Let me Buttigieg here. But I will be serious for a moment. Now more than ever - the shape of our democracy is the issue that affects every other issue.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

it's okay, he's just doing an Obama costume

Or

He did such an amazing homage to Obama during his speech to the convention

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Worked for Justin Trudeau

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago

although we have had a couple of cryptkeeper-type presidents recently I am skeptical that a rodent-type president is politically viable. i think we should consider another cryptkeeper-type president, or look toward a diverse italian-type candidate.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

No, this time it's for sure the H-train! If we keep running her eventually she'll win! Worked for Adlai Stevenson!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

yeah, the tragic thing about rats is they live such short lives. you probably shouldnt elect a president that's gonna die of old age 2 years into his term... oh wait

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

only election dems are winning from now on is ones they make up. works in their favor because they can make all the snarky comments they want, without ever needing to actually do anything

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

You can run

But you can't hide

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Democrats convinced they can only win when they run a white man

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

So this is why you've been doing all that fundraising

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

You might actually lose worse than Kamala

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It's date night...

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