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I'm running?
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elect black democrats
The black democrat at home:
he's gonna take his Obama impersonation to the next level.
If he did blackface at the convention, the rest of the DNC and American media would brush it off as "an awkward costume."
Worked for Justin Trudeau
I don't really want this to happen, but now I have a feeling he will at least do an accent to the same effect at some point
He was heavily coached to make him speak in the cadence of Obama already, white zero charisma Dems have been doing this for a decade
I believe that very easily. But I mean that he will do an outwardly offensive one, not just steal cadence and mannerisms
Uh, let me be queer. If you like your fascist immigration policy, you can keep it!
Let me Buttigieg here. But I will be serious for a moment. Now more than ever - the shape of our democracy is the issue that affects every other issue.
it's okay, he's just doing an Obama costume
Or
He did such an amazing homage to Obama during his speech to the convention
Elite bit
although we have had a couple of cryptkeeper-type presidents recently I am skeptical that a rodent-type president is politically viable. i think we should consider another cryptkeeper-type president, or look toward a diverse italian-type candidate.
No, this time it's for sure the H-train! If we keep running her eventually she'll win! Worked for Adlai Stevenson!
yeah, the tragic thing about rats is they live such short lives. you probably shouldnt elect a president that's gonna die of old age 2 years into his term... oh wait
Yes! The shape of our democracy is the issue that affects every other issue.
the issue of our shape is the democracy that affects every other democracy.
I'm looking for a robust, bodacious democracy
You might think that's universal, but in the medieval period they actually preferred pear-shaped democracies.
The Greeks made statues of men with tiny democracies
The Shape of Jazz to Come affects the shape of every other genre.
Lighting up your inbox
Thank you. There was so much Contra slop on the front page that I was dying for another enraging liberal faux progressive.
That's so weird
elect-black-democrats dot com
This little rat man 
looks like a white dude from Indiana to me
wonderful news!
:iasip-dennis-wally-hot-yeah:
The primary should just be him and Newsome in a cage match with thunderdome rules, so that whoever wins at least we'll be rid of the other
Buttigieg / Guaido '28
only election dems are winning from now on is ones they make up. works in their favor because they can make all the snarky comments they want, without ever needing to actually do anything
Democrats convinced they can only win when they run a white man
You can run
But you can't hide
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2028
I still think Trump’s bit on Mayo Pete was at the peak crossover of dementia and his standup routine
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
So this is why you've been doing all that fundraising
At least we'll get some great videos of him trying to endear himself to non-white people.
2027 is going to be a fun year.
You might actually lose worse than Kamala
It's date night...
I can’t hear his name without thanking of this..
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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