I don't know the context. The Bluesky post merely said...
This is insane.
Nice argument. However I've already depicted you as the seething Jordan Peterson and me as the smug Piers Morgan
DON'T DRINK FROM MY HOMER SIMPSON MUG PLEASE NO IT'S MY SPECIAL MUG NOOOOOO STOOOOPPPPP
He's drinking apple cider and Jordan Peterson caught a whiff of it through video link.
What a lovely shade of gammon
Chat is this real
The screenshot is kind of real. This video is Piers Morgan Show in April. The screenshot has 2 different frames edited together. Piers morgan sips from the mug at 10 minutes into the video. Jordan Peterson starts crying at 50 minutes into the video.
Honestly same question
Stop saying I sound like kermit
Dragons ARE real, Piers! Tigers are dragons! COVID-19 is a dragon! Komodo dragons are dragons!!!
imagine dragons? actual dragons!
The thing about benzodiazepines is that they make it easier to deal with chaos. But the chaos people, remember when I told you women are chaos people, piers? The chaos people don't want that, so they make you stop using them.
CAN YOU SEE THE POWERS THE RED MEAT AND BENZOS HAVE BESTOWED UPON ME PIERS? SOON I WILL TRANSCEND REALITY ALTOGETHER
Here! Try this red-face juice, Piers! It's working wonders on me! I'm 3 entire shades redder than I was before!
oof owie my capillaries
Jordan Peterson attempting to prove that "turning red turns you dead" and failing (he's been at it for 35 minutes)
"Don't! That's my mug!"
"What're you gonna do about it?
"MOM!!! HE'S DRINKING OUT OF MY MUG!"
"DON'T DRINK FROM THE SIMPSONS MUG IT WILL TURN YOU RED"
"Really? I gotta try it real quick"
The guy on the right is about to explode
But they're both on the right 
Oh, you’re “on the right”?
How about you try BEING right for once? 
Remember me, your neighborhood crossroad demon? You signed a contract and I made you a celebrity idiot on TV. The papers are coming due soon and your rotted, corrupt soul will be mine.
Mom told you it was my turn to play with the Nintendo, but nooo, instead you kept playing my turn! And now the Nintendo is gone and I never had my turn!!!
"Piers, you woke moralist, stop drinking your tea and come help me! The chaos dragons have pulled my tie too tight, Piers! I'm choking to death!"
The two allotropes of phosphorus
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
that's red turning juice! Oof ouch owie skin
I ain't watching this shit, but here's the video:
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Jorpy bear maces himself to prove that nofap gives superhuman powers beyond the comprehension of any feeeeemoid (
) chaos dragon. Antics ensue.
Bernie Sanders CNN red filter
When you’re in the country club and bro takes the last cup of baby blood. (This is a joke, feds.)
OP said wrong answers only.
Turning Red (2022)
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