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Anon watches The Whale (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 276 points 1 week ago

I saw Bladerunner as a teenager and it affected me so much I'm now a grown-ass man living in a cyberpunk dystopia. Follow your dreams.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Sometimes I laugh because it keeps me from crying.

Sidenote: I am often told that I laugh too much.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I've got a hint for you, look at their username. It's sick as fuck.

I wish the d was capitalized but still awesome.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Replicant detected

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

See homeless man dying on the streets below the neon skyscraper

“Omg, literally me”

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[-] [email protected] 102 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Matrix made me realise my whole reality was a lie and now I’m pro-Patriarchy, pro-Authoritarian and pro-conformity just like the characters.

[-] [email protected] 85 points 1 week ago

I think people don't realize you're making fun of manosphere and alt right creators co opting the terms from the movies like red pill and others.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

I think Flight Club is a better idea of the right people walking away with the wrong message.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

RoboCop and Starship Troopers (by the same director, no less) are other examples of people completely missing the point, and taking the film at face value.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Robocop’s message was pretty simple, I thought. If you do crime, you’ll get your genitals shot off by a cyborg.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And if you're a cop, you're gonna work after death

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Not a movie, but RATM is my favorite example of this. Or the Punisher.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Punisher badges on police equipment.....

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Exactly! Cypher is the only sensible person in that whole world. /s

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

All he wanted was a nice steak. What's wrong with that?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Trump gives the vibes of a piece of shit steak-loving betrayer who wanted to be put back into the battery pod and be king who's ass is kissed globally

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[-] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago

office space had some great eye opening lessons:

  • you can say no to overtime
  • some tasks are totally not important, and its insanely important to have a priority order, otherwise you go insane.
[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I mean, I feel like the real lesson from Office Space is the importance of having an exit strategy.

People work in grey cubicals or Applebee's because they feel like they don't have a choice. Everyone in these jobs is unhappy, because if they believed in their ability to find happiness elsewhere they would already be gone.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I set low initial expectations at my job, automated and simplified nearly every task. I work less than 20 hours a week on average. I have time for basically all my hobbies and get to spend tons of time with my kid and wife. It may be a grey cubicle and annoying but it pays well and i can get fulfillment elsewhere. Feel like anybody trying to get fulfilling experiences from work is looking at the picture upside down

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[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 week ago

Office space started me thinking about early retirement plans.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yep that movie is depressing, especially that traffic scene, I go through that every day. Even the changing lanes part, too relatable.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I used to as well. Glad I can commute by train now.

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[-] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago

I couldn't even finish that movie and had to stop after about 30 min (not because it was bad, but just way too depressing lol)

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

That kind of sounds like a reason to go back and finish it

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I honestly get where they were coming from. My "I couldn't finish it because it made me too sad" was oyasumi punpun

I only finished the second of 13 total volumes and I wasn't tearing up or anything, but I developed a sense of... dysphoric dread, I guess, from reading it

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Had the same thing happen to me with the movie Hereditary (although I later finished watching it, because of the praise it was getting). I thought "Yeah it's good, but why would people watch this, why would they do this to themselves?".

I never understood miseryporn and honestly MFW people are enjoying it:

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Midsommar left me depressed for about a week, so I emotionally detached myself while watching Hereditary by playing on my phone lol. I totally skipped Beau is Afraid.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I hated just about everyone in The Whale. Everyone who was enabling him was an accomplice to a murder, in my opinion. I also found the main character to be so revolting that I couldn’t muster much sympathy beyond my aforementioned blame towards his enablers.

I love challenging media, but that one had nearly nothing redeemable about it. I’d rather have a crack problem than a food problem after seeing that movie.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I wondering if I should just never see that movie. I know a whole household of co-enablers that I'm trying to distance myself from. Three people have died from being overweight so far since I've met them and a fourth collapsed and shit himself while at my place in what looked like a diabetic shock. He then had the nerve to criticize my home.

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[-] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago

Unironically, Street Fighter. That scene where he says, "For you, the day Bison graced your village was one of the most important days of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."

I think about it a lot in dealing with other people. It was supposed to make him sound like even more of a jerk, but I actually think it's a good commentary on what it's like to deal with the public. Imagine being a doctor. Sometimes, you get to deliver good news. Sometimes bad. Sometimes you can do something, and sometimes you just can't. If the doctor tried to care as much as the patients, they'd be emotionally destroyed in short order. For them, it HAS to just be a Tuesday.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Mad Men: I feel bad for you. I don't think about you at all.

Similar vibe, but I think about this scene/meme a lot as well.

Likewise, Don Draper is being an asshole in the scene. But, in reality most people don't think about you.

They could say something that offended you. They are going to forget about it. So there is no need to be upset, chances are they forgot about it.

You could say something dumb or embarrassing. People are going to forget almost immediately.

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago

I saw the Lord of the Rings as a teenager and now all I wanna do is sit around barefoot, smoke pipe and cook, eat and drink with friends. And everyone has to leave their bullshit at the door.

No wizards!

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Training day made me realize I wanted to be a dirty cop

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Thanks for sharing your story #inspirational

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

If Anon is anything like me, my advice for next steps would be to start learning about metabolic health.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Renfield.

I know it's violent, campy, and corny, but it's a damn good lesson in what Narcissistic Personality Disorder is and what it does to people. It helped me frame my own abuse and trauma at the hands of abuser's NPD, in ways that helped me break free from those people later on. Moreover, once you've been victimized this way, one has a tendency to fall back into bad habits with abusers. The film just gave me something profound to recall when exercising mindfulness around this cycle, and how to exit quickly.

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