The Zoolander of guns.

ayyyyyy

It's not the hair.

I can confidently say that the watch is not the thing that people are paying attention to in this photo.

Interesting note: Nosferatu seems to be the origin of the idea that Vampires are killed by sunlight.

Clever.

Hilarious that this is true and yet the US is still somehow fatter.

I regularly say "Hooray, I'm helping!" to my wife.

I saw Bladerunner as a teenager and it affected me so much I'm now a grown-ass man living in a cyberpunk dystopia. Follow your dreams.

DO NOT ASK SOCIAL MEDIA IMPORTANT MEDICAL QUESTIONS. CONSULT AN EXPERT.

Almost all of the replies here are wrong or missing important information.

"Men are victims of the patriarchy too" is an incredibly powerful message that I wish more men understood.

I'm so fucking tired, you guys.