Dorkyd68

A desperate attempt to stay relevant. Yikes

Judging by the down votes I've offended all the single ladies

We passed that when iPhone x hit

It's to let the women know so that they don't accidentally nuke their eggs duh

No idea what you just said. What I'm saying is I'm gonna fuck the turkey.... with my penis... then baste it with my jizz...

I don't want to live in this timeliness anymore. Can tuckers demons kill me plz

No nut is so dumb. Imma cum allll over the turkey, try and stop me

I work in oil and gas. Have for 10 + years now. Specifically directional drilling. See the drill bit needs to be steered in order to hit certain targets/ pay zones laid out by geologists and engineers. We steer the bit by relying on mwd (measurement while drilling) tools. This is my area of expertise. These tools give you azimuth (direction), inclination so you can calculate build( vertical vs horizontal) as well as gamma readings so you know what formation you're in. I drilled salt water disposal wells for 5 ish years. Drill a well then pump it full of salt water excess from other wells. These wells are ALL over Oklahoma. About 2010 or so Oklahoma started experiencing "freak" earthquakes. We don't have a history of earthquakes. The oil industry tried saying it was all natural and that the wells we were drilling had nothing to do with the quakes. Lies, straight lies. You can't pump thousands upon thousands of gallons of water into the earth and expect nothing to happen. I've been on active drill sites when earthquakes happened. What we were doing to the earth is a DIRECT result of those earthquakes.

I hate the industry I work in. I love this earth however I can't pay the bills working the trades. I tried as an electrician but it's not a liveable wage. Anyway cause and effect ya know

Sorry for the rant

"I heard this house on only has compact 9mm hi points, pfft, they say the house next door is giving out full size sig sauers, let's go there"

Shut up, shut up, shut up please just shtfu already elon. How are people like him and bezos controlling the world? I swear we celebrate and praise mediocre morons in the US.

As a nation we have lost 30 years of progress because we give the loudest most idiotic people to ever live a platform to spew their collective nonsense. Take me back to 2010 where the internet was still fun and not just some massive propaganda machine for the uber wealthy and political nut jobs

Loneliness. I think being immortal would show someone what true Loneliness is

Potatoes are one of the most delicious and versatile foods on the planet in my opinion. They can be a side dish in so many ways orthe main dish. I go through about 10 lbs per month on my own. I fucking love taters yo

Change your tampon?? These "masculine" little boys still give out 8th grade level insults. Only one it's hurting is them. Get new material. They wrote better racist jokes in the 50s chump

Also enjoy your 5 minutes of fame ya nobody