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[-] [email protected] 76 points 1 week ago

Would I still keep the Washington post if it were covered in poop...

[-] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago

It already is and no

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Only if Bezos is covered too

[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 week ago

Okay, so I'm getting rid of my mattress, most of my furniture, most of my electronics, etc.

I think the idea behind this idea is good: If you're trying to get rid of stuff, only keep things that you would expend a bit of effort for.

However, I think they're wildly underestimating how many items will be destroyed or irreversably ruined in some way by poop.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

I think it's probably better to amend it to, "if it was covered in poop would you get rid of it and not replace it?"

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm too poor to replace the things that got covered, so this still doesn't work.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Well, work with the basis of the question being that you could afford to replace it.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Ok, i replace everything because theres no reason not to short of the environment

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Sure there is - it'll take up space and you have to go through the hassle of going and buying it again.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Listen mate, if you can cover 50" tv in poop, you need to go see a doctor first.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

They didn't specify whose poop.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Different kind of doctor then.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Challenge accepted!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

They said when decluttering. Most of those things aren't in question when you're specifically decluttering. No one looks at their mess and thinks "maybe getting rid of my mattress, couch, phone and TV would make things cleaner".

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Maybe they're coming from the other direction.

Remember; they're owned by and thus write for the famously depraved billionaire class.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The one I've heard is, if you spilled a glass of red wine on it, how hard would you work to clean/fix it? It's more in the vein of decluttering as opposed to replacing furniture. So obv your couch and TV are exceptions

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Just dry the mattress and put some sheets on it

[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago

Ah yes, the Marie Kondo method

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I love that bitch but the upper middle class people on her Netflix show was big yikes.

Obviously I felt sad for the one with the dead husband - I'm not a monster

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

Guess I'm throwing out all of my underwear

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I mean if it is covered in poop and you won't clean it then you should...

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

I've now thrown out all my toothbrushes and toilet paper. My fridge and pantry have been emptied entirely, and the bookshelf has been purged. Maybe this wasn't the best approach.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

"You will own nothing" ass philosophy

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Time to throw away all the food.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

I dunno. Lightly Entertainment is in my experience part of most larger News Papers. And it had been the past decades. Especially in the feuilleton. I mean, you cant pull a watergate out of your hat everyday. And a news paper has a lot of pages to be printed

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

To be fair just investigate politicians and billionaries, surely you can find something

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

So whether or not something should be kept depends on how easy it is to clean? That seems kinda dumb.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

More like "would I spend my life cleaning this instead of throwing it away". You have to be the type of person to not want to clean everything covered in shit though

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

There goes everything in the fridge and pantry.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

For me, it's "Does this have a practical function?", and if no, then "Would I evacuate with this in a disaster?"

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

and by "evacuate" i mean "poop"

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Watergate was covered by journalists; these "articles" are written by clickbait engagement employees.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I have a one and half year rule. If I haven't used it for more than 1 and a half years, it's trash.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

That doesn't apply to the spare cable box, obviously.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I can't do that. :( I'm often wanting a part for a project or just the right thing for, whatever. FFS, I save broken glass for when I need to cut it down to fix something.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Another loose rule I have is to fill the trash can each week. If it's not completely full I try to find things to put into it.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Would be a weird magazine if every story had to be a watergate level expose or it wouldn’t be printed

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Hey. That sounds an awful lot like "Logic" We don't do that here.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Yes, among other scandals. That's why it has been captured and is being debased. The Washington Post is now like Hector's corpse being dragged and abused in grisly triumph, except there's no Aphrodite to keep it from rotting.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Keeping my buttplug collection, I guess.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Instructions unclear, ive shit in my cupboard.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

"I shit in a urinal

In other words I'm saying I don't care"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I too love consumerism so much. let's all talk about things we buy and love to keep, that's a very organic conversation.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

One could argue the article is anti consumerist since its talking about de cluttering, albeit in a weird way. At least, that's what I'm assuming. As for organic conversation, beats "did you see [sports game] last night". But that's just me.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

You underestimate my willingingness to clean

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

very fitting from corpo bots

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