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[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

very fitting from corpo bots

[-] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago

I dunno. Lightly Entertainment is in my experience part of most larger News Papers. And it had been the past decades. Especially in the feuilleton. I mean, you cant pull a watergate out of your hat everyday. And a news paper has a lot of pages to be printed

[-] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

For me, it's "Does this have a practical function?", and if no, then "Would I evacuate with this in a disaster?"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

and by "evacuate" i mean "poop"

[-] [email protected] 20 points 14 hours ago

I've now thrown out all my toothbrushes and toilet paper. My fridge and pantry have been emptied entirely, and the bookshelf has been purged. Maybe this wasn't the best approach.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 16 hours ago

Ah yes, the Marie Kondo method

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

I love that bitch but the upper middle class people on her Netflix show was big yikes.

Obviously I felt sad for the one with the dead husband - I'm not a monster

[-] [email protected] -1 points 13 hours ago

She looks like if gemma from severance wasn't meant to be a sci fi character. And no, not like the actress. And no, I don't just mean bc of the ethnicity plus hair (also she is Nepali!)

[-] [email protected] 69 points 19 hours ago

Would I still keep the Washington post if it were covered in poop...

[-] [email protected] 60 points 18 hours ago

It already is and no

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Only if Bezos is covered too

[-] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

Watergate was covered by journalists; these "articles" are written by clickbait engagement employees.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 19 hours ago

Okay, so I'm getting rid of my mattress, most of my furniture, most of my electronics, etc.

I think the idea behind this idea is good: If you're trying to get rid of stuff, only keep things that you would expend a bit of effort for.

However, I think they're wildly underestimating how many items will be destroyed or irreversably ruined in some way by poop.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 18 hours ago

I think it's probably better to amend it to, "if it was covered in poop would you get rid of it and not replace it?"

[-] [email protected] 23 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I'm too poor to replace the things that got covered, so this still doesn't work.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Well, work with the basis of the question being that you could afford to replace it.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Ok, i replace everything because theres no reason not to short of the environment

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Sure there is - it'll take up space and you have to go through the hassle of going and buying it again.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

They said when decluttering. Most of those things aren't in question when you're specifically decluttering. No one looks at their mess and thinks "maybe getting rid of my mattress, couch, phone and TV would make things cleaner".

[-] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

Listen mate, if you can cover 50" tv in poop, you need to go see a doctor first.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Challenge accepted!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

They didn't specify whose poop.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Different kind of doctor then.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

The one I've heard is, if you spilled a glass of red wine on it, how hard would you work to clean/fix it? It's more in the vein of decluttering as opposed to replacing furniture. So obv your couch and TV are exceptions

[-] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Maybe they're coming from the other direction.

Remember; they're owned by and thus write for the famously depraved billionaire class.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Just dry the mattress and put some sheets on it

[-] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

I too love consumerism so much. let's all talk about things we buy and love to keep, that's a very organic conversation.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

One could argue the article is anti consumerist since its talking about de cluttering, albeit in a weird way. At least, that's what I'm assuming. As for organic conversation, beats "did you see [sports game] last night". But that's just me.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

It may not be considered organic at this point, but I can still give a shit if I have to!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago

So whether or not something should be kept depends on how easy it is to clean? That seems kinda dumb.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

More like "would I spend my life cleaning this instead of throwing it away". You have to be the type of person to not want to clean everything covered in shit though

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

You have to be the type of person to not want to clean everything covered in shit though

Ah there lies the fault in the method

[-] [email protected] 32 points 19 hours ago

Guess I'm throwing out all of my underwear

[-] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago

I mean if it is covered in poop and you won't clean it then you should...

[-] [email protected] 18 points 18 hours ago

Time to throw away all the food.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

Yo, that peanut butter has below the FDA allowed minimums for rat feces, they said I'm allowed to keep it!

[-] [email protected] 25 points 19 hours ago

"You will own nothing" ass philosophy

[-] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Keeping my buttplug collection, I guess.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 18 hours ago

There goes everything in the fridge and pantry.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Yes, among other scandals. That's why it has been captured and is being debased. The Washington Post is now like Hector's corpse being dragged and abused in grisly triumph, except there's no Aphrodite to keep it from rotting.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago

I have a one and half year rule. If I haven't used it for more than 1 and a half years, it's trash.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago

That doesn't apply to the spare cable box, obviously.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I can't do that. :( I'm often wanting a part for a project or just the right thing for, whatever. FFS, I save broken glass for when I need to cut it down to fix something.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

Another loose rule I have is to fill the trash can each week. If it's not completely full I try to find things to put into it.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

You underestimate my willingingness to clean

[-] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

Instructions unclear, ive shit in my cupboard.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

"I shit in a urinal

In other words I'm saying I don't care"

[-] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

That does not sound no nonsense to me.

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