This is the cursed case when you case the forbidden scroll of the ancients: switch (true) { }

nested lonely ifs?

someone execute this man at once

my toxic trait is that I do not walk up to a lion for fear they sense my schizo vibes

the mushrooms just made me really tired

can't I just have my scheduled drug induced catharsis without any effort

Reminds me of the insane LinkedIn post where a brilliant person was sharing their new equation which was essentially word + buzzword + AI.

I made a "you're cool, you're cool, you're cool, not you" style meme but it was in text chat and it deeply upset the person I sent it to and I'm like fhsibdusjw

It is my bad though

fake: everyone doing freaky shit but me

gay: camping

My mental health would have been so much better if my parents knew that you can infact communicate without yelling over each other.

I think Supernatural is actually not that bad before it turns into a chick flick.

I think S1 is pretty solid.

I'm not sure about the rest. Growing up I would watch it because my sister watched it but it never really connected with me.

Oh I was 100% scared of it as a kid, but I didn't "watch it" as much as hide behind a pillow when my parents were watching it

I like spooky stuff and cryptids w.e, but the X-Files just didn't do it for me.

That being said I did try to watch it like two decades after it aired so maybe the cultural shift was already enough to disinterest me.

I'm literally sick but they changed the policy for working when sick so I'm worried I'll have to spend sick days when previously I could just work remotely.