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[-] [email protected] 59 points 22 hours ago

Okay, so I'm getting rid of my mattress, most of my furniture, most of my electronics, etc.

I think the idea behind this idea is good: If you're trying to get rid of stuff, only keep things that you would expend a bit of effort for.

However, I think they're wildly underestimating how many items will be destroyed or irreversably ruined in some way by poop.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 22 hours ago

I think it's probably better to amend it to, "if it was covered in poop would you get rid of it and not replace it?"

[-] [email protected] 23 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I'm too poor to replace the things that got covered, so this still doesn't work.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

Well, work with the basis of the question being that you could afford to replace it.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Ok, i replace everything because theres no reason not to short of the environment

[-] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Sure there is - it'll take up space and you have to go through the hassle of going and buying it again.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

They said when decluttering. Most of those things aren't in question when you're specifically decluttering. No one looks at their mess and thinks "maybe getting rid of my mattress, couch, phone and TV would make things cleaner".

[-] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago

Listen mate, if you can cover 50" tv in poop, you need to go see a doctor first.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Challenge accepted!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

They didn't specify whose poop.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

Different kind of doctor then.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

The one I've heard is, if you spilled a glass of red wine on it, how hard would you work to clean/fix it? It's more in the vein of decluttering as opposed to replacing furniture. So obv your couch and TV are exceptions

[-] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

Maybe they're coming from the other direction.

Remember; they're owned by and thus write for the famously depraved billionaire class.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Just dry the mattress and put some sheets on it

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