They call it ancient but use the word “only” for the mileage, I’m getting mixed signals

Winning

In this context “not voting because it doesn’t matter” would be sitting in the car until you drown

Florida man offers his daughters to angry mob to protect his buddy

Old habits die hard

I would be

Not that lonely, it gives you friends that even bring dinner

The leech will ease your grievous throat most readily.

No, she may become the second person in u.s. history to be executed twice

How about pizza? Can’t go wrong with pizza

The least realistic thing about that movie was limiting ads to product placement