Are they taking applications to be the neurons

They call it a blind date so easy mistake to make

“I know, I just taught my niece how to solve one. She’s so smart they’re letting her skip kindergarten!”

Because it isn’t in the song

If I was green I would die

Now to verify your id you need to mail a Polaroid of your id sitting on today’s newspaper

Bacon topped ice cream sounds good

The season opener is always the defending champions at home, with a mini ceremony for being champions.

She is the nickelback of artists, generic work that the only good thing you can say about it is how it’s not as bad as everyone says

The player is the enemy, who literally uses “pawns on a chessboard” as a derogatory term.

I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it’s hot

I where my flannel nightie in the winter when it’s not

And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall

I slip between the covers with nothing on at all

People will get jobs coercing ai assistants like the guy in black mirror