Ghosts have to go somewhere, so you have to rebuild the original house to lure them away

Don’t worry that’s the decoy snail

I buy something, put it in a Tupperware, and act like I made it.

I don’t suppose maladaptive daydreaming counts as a hobby

If the Honda accord is good enough for Jesus it’s good enough for me

It was surprising that Nintendo even tried mobile games, their consoles have always been their thing

Well if a passenger is going to buy the cheapest ticket they can find there’s only one way to win them over.

If it’s honey mustard I’ll still eat it

A blanket in this heat wave?

Outdoors is a lost cause, time to start digging tunnels.

Wile e coyote’s arm coming out of my butt holding a sign that says “help”

Just shows how loyal dogs are