I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it’s hot

I where my flannel nightie in the winter when it’s not

And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall

I slip between the covers with nothing on at all

People will get jobs coercing ai assistants like the guy in black mirror

They finally made the second generation MacBook wheel. As promised it is lighter due to the lack of screen or wheel.

Unfortunately some guy I saw on the local news 20 years ago already claimed it and sold most of it

Every day is a work day for someone, having a designated day for voting is an outdated way to do it

How about my abacus

Does each apartment in a high rise count separately

How does a beer help you enlist

Tetris is already suing

Well this is a very roundabout way of getting places

I gave my nephew a book “p is for pterodactyl, the worst alphabet book ever” I think the adults liked it more than he did

An eternity of reincarnation where you never remember your past life or know for sure that there is another one. And if you’re thinking that can’t happen because of the heat death of the universe, that’s how they keep it a secret.