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The gauntlet (slrpnk.net)
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[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

Found a slug trail almost all the way to their room... but no mention of finding the slug.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

It's about to touch them and one of the twists was they can't know there's a slug chasing them.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

But they do know because they found the trail of slime.

[-] [email protected] 130 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Holy shit. What a throw back. That was one of my mates at university who did that, the exact post. It must be about 15 years old.

Edit: I've just checked, and it was 13 years ago to the day. 12th June 2012 this was posted, and then an update on 13th.

Update here: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/06add345-006e-4679-9ca0-ed83bb1c11a9.jpeg

[-] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

You're a flipping legend for posting the update! Cheers!!

[-] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago

So what you’re saying is you are able to update us with the results?

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

Only one update was given on Facebook https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/06add345-006e-4679-9ca0-ed83bb1c11a9.jpeg

I think after that he got a bunch of ants because of the jam, so resulted to slug pellets. Don't remember exactly, as it was 13 years ago to the day.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

I once got rid of ants by leaving a small pile of sugar out for them.

I like to think the ants that found it took it back to the nest and said "hey guys look what we found!" then got "don't be so stupid! humans never do that! It's obviously a trap, don't ever go back there"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Thanks for the reply!

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

I expect the maze to be massive, spanning the entire house by now. Anything else and I would be incredibly disappointed.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Your mate is hilarious!

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

Hello nice to meet you, now that we know each other I will post that I know the friend of a guy who posted this photo, thank you.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You think that's impressive? I've responded to a comment from someone who spoke to the friend of the guy that posted this photo.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Well then what happened? Did one complete the gauntlet?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Only one update was given on Facebook https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/06add345-006e-4679-9ca0-ed83bb1c11a9.jpeg

I think after that he got a bunch of ants because of the jam, so resulted to slug pellets. Don't remember exactly, as it was 13 years ago to the day.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Did the slugs just use the sides of the door frame to skip over the edges of the maze?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Only one update was given on Facebook https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/06add345-006e-4679-9ca0-ed83bb1c11a9.jpeg

I think after that he got a bunch of ants because of the jam, so resulted to slug pellets. Don't remember exactly, as it was 13 years ago to the day.

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[-] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago

I was a wee little lad when a neighborhood friend showed me what happens to a slug when you pour salt on it, how anyone can see that and condone or joke about the use is akin to gas chambers being "effective" for the nazis or death sentences.

Slugs are amazing, their benefits are like worms, birds, and legumes super packed into tiny squishy guys (they compost, spread seeds, and are a good protein source for nature (link)).

Slugs also don't just "show up" and sneak into the house. If you've got a gap under the door like that then EVERYTHING is getting in and your entrance is about as energy efficient as a barn door (for the love of god just get an under door weatherstrip for 10$ even if you rent).

Slugs rely on very moist conditions, your gutter/foundation drainage at that point should be a priority and will 100% make the problem naturally go away. If they're in your house, you should be concerned about possible health complications with whatever conditions are making it a viable habitat for them (probably an open crawlspace with plumbing leaks and water pooling from improper grading). I would probably be worrying about mold and termites more at that point than some slimy guys.

[-] [email protected] 147 points 1 day ago

"hearty amount of jam"

Annnnnd now I have slugs and ants.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Put cinnamon around the outer wall and ants will stay out. Not sure what it does to slugs though.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Great, now half my kitchen cabinet is poured onto the floor

[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago

Slug diplomat makes agreement with ant diplomat.
Ants carry away salt.
Slugs share jam.
OP unwittingly made bug super alliance.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

but what's in it for the Amts? They do all the work and habe to share their bounty.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

They now have enough salt to wage war on the slugs, the slugs win will be temporary until the ants weaponize the salt.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

It’s classic slug politics where they throw their weight around on the international stage.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

This is classic short-sighted ant-centrism. With no slugs in the region, the local supply of salt and jam will collapse. While the slugs do benefit more from the deal, ants should not use that as an excuse to make demands of their allies.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Imagine if they just go straight towards the smell and create a bridge of dead slugs through the salt

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

And that's why you need to use aluminium instead.

[-] [email protected] 74 points 1 day ago

Years ago I had a housemate and she told me that every night, a slug would leave a trail on her bedroom mat and this was going on for years. She could never find it or catch it.

She went away for a week or so for work so I poured some salt on her mat.

Next morning I go look and I find the slug stuck in the middle of the mat unable to escape.

Took a photo of it, tossed it out into the garden and vacuumed the mat.

Showed her the photo when she returned and told her what I had done. She was so relieved that the phantom slug had been dealt with.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago

This leads to more questions than answers for me.

Where was the slug coming from, and if it had got onto the mat despite the salt, why couldn't it go back the same way?

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

My guess is it got in through the window and was never able to find its way out and probably hid somewhere in her room during the day, coming out at night to uh... feast on... no idea.

It's probably like a fly, can find its way into houses and things but not get out. It probably found a way onto the mat through the least resistance and then didn't find a way back out by the time I found it.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

They're actually quite resilient especially if weather is humid. They don't need to eat every night either. I've had slugs in houses where there was no visible food left for them, and they stayed. They do like scraping mold and rot off a variety of surfaces, so it's most likely it survived on whatever was growing or rotting underneath the carpet, or behind a damp wooden skirting or windowsill. Stuff that us humans wouldn't notice unless went literally looking for it

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Maybe this is a regional specific thing, but if I kept finding a weird streak in my bathroom, I would never in a million years assume a sneaky slug suspect.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

Nice of you to draw an arrow to indicate the start, must be very helpful to them.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

slug slips under door and plows head first into salt arrow

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

This is how you end up with hyper slugs a few generations down the line

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

The 'fiery death' is actually they melt into a surprisingly large amount of very liquidy goo. You don't want that in your fitted carpet..

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They spread a cup of salt on it, we're past caring about the carpet

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Salt is easy to vacuum. An encrustation of a dried salt-mucus-protein mush though - that's another level!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

What kind of shit houses are you guys building over there?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Looks like low budget college housing. I doubt anywhere is so perfect that a slug can't slip under the door of a low budget college home.

It doesn't take much of a gap for a slug to get in. They could probably get into your home if you were in a wet enough climate with enough slugs.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Do slugs even like jam? I really don't feel like doing a web search 😂

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Disgusting.

Carpet.

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