Prince: I'm looking for a maiden who thicc as fuk
Attendant: The glass slipper, sire!
Prince: Oh yeah the foot that too
Prince: I'm looking for a maiden who thicc as fuk
Attendant: The glass slipper, sire!
Prince: Oh yeah the foot that too
So they're for peckers.
The Bec de Corbin is nice for when you aren't sure if you're feeling buldgeony or stabby. It's like the chicken and waffles of the blunt weapon world.
Work should be illegal on Funday.
This suggests that this has happened often enough that they felt it necessary to specify this.
My wife's chicken ginger soup. Really comforting.
Middle Earth is flat. When they sail to the Undying Lands, they actually just fall off the edge.
Why keep them if no one can read?
They use us to feed them!
Everyone should watch the movie Waiting at least once. And not just for the penis showing game.
Bashing and slamming haven't worked, so I guess they're giving ripping a try now?