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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Thanks, but I just copied it from somewhere I found it. I remembered the joke but was too lazy at the time to type it out, so cut and paste it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A man goes to his doctor and says "Doc, I've always had this really high pitched voice, I don't know why, but I think it's the reason I'm not taken seriously at work, can you help me?" The doctor tells him he can help if he can determine the cause, and he'll have to give him a physical. "Well, we found the problem" the doctor tells him. "You have a massive penis. It's so large that the weight of it pulls your vocal chords, causing your voice to be extremely high pitched. We could fix your voice with a simple penis reduction." The man says "OK doc, I'll do anything to have a normal voice!"

After his surgery, the man is thrilled to have a normal voice and he goes home to celebrate with his wife. A few weeks later, however, he returns to the doctor's office. "Doc, as much as I love my new voice, the sad fact is I just can't satisfy my wife properly with my reduced member, she's just used to what I used to have. Do you still have that piece of my penis, so you could reattach it?" The doctor replies "No! I don't know what happened to it!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Cucumbers, and there's some radish in there as well. I wanted something crunchy in there to contrast the potatoes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I mean I'm pretty sure I've said these exact same words at some point in my life

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Me, the DM: You return from behind the tent, nude. Elyse the Erinyes returns from behind the tent wearing your clothing. The ogre returns from behind the tent wearing her clothing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Always an ensign 😔

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My first name is Kim, but I'm a dude, so they will write anything other than Kim, because obviously there is no way a guy could have that name.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Ralph! Ralph, your iced coffee as cold as served revenge is ready! Ralph?


I'll post recipes later if anyone is interested. The potato salad doesn't look great in the photo, but it was a real winner.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

As a Korean, what is this "too much garlic" you speak of?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Please tell me the owner is named Frank.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But then the dishdick hangs out.


I'd really love to start making something, even if it's basic. Any tips on where to start? Tools, wood, etc?


He gets his strength from the sun.


I was curious to see what everyone likes to drink or snack on while playing D&D. I grew up on Mountain Dew and Doritos during sessions, usually with pizza if we playing through dinner (which we almost always did).

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