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The gauntlet (slrpnk.net)
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[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

The 'fiery death' is actually they melt into a surprisingly large amount of very liquidy goo. You don't want that in your fitted carpet..

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They spread a cup of salt on it, we're past caring about the carpet

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Salt is easy to vacuum. An encrustation of a dried salt-mucus-protein mush though - that's another level!

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