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[-] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If they're informed by CNN at this level of crisis room decision-making instead of having a direct feed to helicopter surveillance in the vicinity they're not going to be making good decisions.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

not like they were going to make good decisions anyway

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

maybe it's more like: if a cop openly murders someone that's no big deal, but if a cop openly murders someone live on CNN, that's something they need to know about so they can start doing damage control and looking up the victim's "no angel" record. I dunno, spitballing

[-] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

Keep peace? Well, what made the protesters upset in the first place?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

They'll just blame it on Trump politicizing the National Guard or something similarly incoherent anyway

[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

"Keep the peace"

Maybe they could have started by kicking ICE goons out of LA? That might be when peace was disrupted actually, not the protests of rightful rage and anger at brownshirts disappearing people's neighbors.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Old wet ham

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

Actual pig farms are probably cleaner than those fucking porky whites.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

lol, love the "super serious soulless cinderblock situation room" they found for their meeting

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

"super serious soulless cinderblock situation room"

Also known as the PorkBunker.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

From the Wolf's Lair to the Pig's Pen

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

window office space is a perk for the police with the best hot dog neck

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Look, Mike. You've been workin' real hard and stuffing your face night and day. And pumping all hours in the gym. We all see it. We all appreciate it. But the window's going to John. His neck is like an anaconda that's just swallowed a goat. Sorry.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

We're here to keep the peace — not play into trump's political games

Gavin Newsom is an actual psychopath. Imagine how it would feel to type that sentence from where he's sitting.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

not play into Trump's political games

"can you imagine a politician doing politics? how gauche"

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Aqua velva, shrimp, and that weird musty smell that makes you feel like the ghost of an onion recently passed through.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

the cool move would be to stay up late the night before eating beans, broccoli and eggs if you're an egg water. also, don't spare the hot sauce.

tear gas? how about a pint of hyper concentrated and pressurized rear gas.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Deli meat and Drakkar Noir.

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