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[-] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago

Yeah I'm a believer in phallocentrism: the earth orbits around one gigantic cock

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

It's literally indirect communication, them not speaking face to face but vagueposting on their own platforms into the air

As always buttery males projecting

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

When I think of ex-bffs taking to social media to air out laundry and fight I think of school aged girls and not roughneck oil rig workers, by the way I have more respect for those school girls than I do these two bozos trump and musk.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago

It is ironic how chuds are against Postmodernism when that's the foundation of their ideology. Marxism is a modernist philosophy: it has concrete definitions and focuses on the scientific method. Postmodernism rejects not only Modernism, it rejects the concept of rules and definitions altogether.

So when a Marxist uses a word, they mean a specific definition with a history of understanding behind its meaning. Postmodernists, on the other hand, make up random ass shit word salad like "high agency males," where the listener is free to infer whatever they want.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Postmodernity, Baudrillard said, is the condition in which the domain of reality has become so heavily mediated by signs as to become inaccessible in itself, leaving us entirely in the domain of the simulacra, images that bear no relation to anything outside of themselves. This hyperreality is presented as the terminal stage of simulation, where signs and images become entirely self-referential.

High agency males phallocentric communication alphas betas

thinking-about-it

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You ever think if Baudrillard was a high-agency male?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

You could argue that Baudrillard was a high-agency male before the concept even existed.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

geordi-no Phallocentric communication

geordi-yes Hog posting

[-] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago

So phallocentric posting is a teenage breakup on the timeline

[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago

I enjoy how they all have to mention the genitals of the people involved.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago

Two big guys with big balls and big dicks just swinging and colliding in the public forum. Just extramasculine frotting and docking, This is what being a big man is all about. It's a big locker room not a government. A locker room where big men with big nuts are sword fighting and they're doing Ghostbusters, oh yes, they're crossing streams. This is what really happens behind the man curtain.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

It’s not gay

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

These types of guys continue to remind me of this:

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So like, I'm gay for actually admiring women?

Cool

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

If you don't do the bad shit to women then you're not. Are you not-all-mening us now?

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

fuckin' Joey "The Jabroni" Marinara, the keeper and diviner of the most masculine of sauces.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago

"How men with testicles spar"

Haha, hahaha, hahahahahahaha. I can't with this shit.

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[-] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

2 high agency males going at it

kyle

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

I legit thought this was a parody of this kinda guy and the post was entirely about dudes fuckin. I was also forgetting about the spat going on between trump and elon in that moment. As a context-free shitpost it was really good.

Turns out it’s neither gay nor parody, and I am disappointed.

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago

Oh but when I try to initiate phallocentric communication, I'm "being gross" and "violating Instagram's terms of service"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago

“Can’t handle” as if everyone isn’t just enjoying the show

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago

Is traditional male conflict being a couple of pissbabies online and airing each others dirty laundry in public? Is this what the greeks would have wanted?

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Some of them, probably, yeah. They were greeks. If we brought back Socrates nowadays he'd probably be Tim Pool.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

look sweaty, we live in a phallocentric world. every day i get up and worship the phallus that is the center of the universe. there's nothing gay about it

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

not reprimanding Trump for not demanding satisfaction from Musk

[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

think phallocentrically waltuh

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

No more half-masts, Waltuh

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago

Interesting choice of the prefixes phallo and gyno. In this dude's mind the women are women, and the men are dicks.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Oh my god is this real

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago

sniping at each other online like a couple high schoolers is the height of masculinity

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

phallocentric direct communication (tweeting)

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

i dont know who this guy is but i refuse to believe its not a bit because its too damned funny

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"The sun revolves around the penis" - this dude

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

reddit-logogalaxy-brainbrainworms

this is just how real men compete in the marketplace of ideas

horsepoo-theory

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

The addition of "and it shows" feels feminine to me which highlights how made up all of this bullshit is

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Two high agency males communicating fallocentrically sounds like something that you shouldn't do in the streets and scare the horses with.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

There are no horses in the white-house, sir.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

Real alpha chads go tip to tip

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Chad High-Agency Docking. Or C.H.A.D if you will. Give me a government office now.

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

crassany high agency males want to directly communicate phallocentrically hmu

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

What is high agency male ?

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

it's when a penis-haver works for the federal government, while lit up on oxys/fent.

right now the WH is packed with high agency males run amok. just a bunch of dudes with pinpoint pupils under heavy eyelids, constipated as fuck, being combative and unsteady on their feet.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Hul is it like woke ? I mean a word eltpy of sense, which the meaning change each time people use it ?

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