They even adapted stuff from the 4th book. Very poorly. And missing the point.

I always thought Miyazaki was an ass for leaving the theater during the premiere and calling his son, who directed it, a child. That changed after I watched that crap, bro deserved prison time.

Omg I hate that movie its such a bad adaptation 😭

I still don't understand what did Ursula do in the first two books, but the feelings that instilled on me, the first one even translated to spanish.

Why not? Do you see any wizard authority around telling me how not to name your child? No, the best you have is some volcel weirdos a fuckton of miles away to bussy with being virgins. What if I give cringe names to all the island and then demand money or I'll reveal their identity and so anyone could make them their slaves and also make fun of them? Whatcha gonna do? Do better worldbuilding perhaps? Go on, try it, Kyle ...