Why not? Do you see any wizard authority around telling me how not to name your child? No, the best you have is some volcel weirdos a fuckton of miles away to bussy with being virgins. What if I give cringe names to all the island and then demand money or I'll reveal their identity and so anyone could make them their slaves and also make fun of them? Whatcha gonna do? Do better worldbuilding perhaps? Go on, try it, Kyle ...