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[-] [email protected] 97 points 2 years ago

⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Impossibly perfect, can never be achieved

⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ This uber driver should be executed in the street

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

At least it's honest in how it utterly destroys the service being reviewed

[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago

This style of star rating is so common but so unintuitive. Hate it.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago

It's because it's devised by business school idiots who never had a course with something like a 47% class average that gets curved up.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Damn, I've almost only had those :(

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Man I hate that shit, it's so nerve wracking

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Love em - “you got a 49%, you pass!” “I straight up learned nothing and had the mental pressure of failing the entire time”

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

yeah one time i was extremely stressed out over having like a 61% and then my teacher hit me with the fact that i was the highest score out of all his classes that semester

i got so angry

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I'd rather have a 54% treated as a B than a 4/5 ⭐ treated as a performance evaluation issue lol

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

The only time I've given less than a 5 star to a Lyft driver homeboy was driving like a maniac on i80 while talking to me about how excited he was to move to Clearwater and then answered a call from his girlfriend and had a very sexually explicit conversation with her.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

I'd give six stars if I could, dudes rock

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Life is short. Live fast die young, yolo, etc

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Yeah every worker I have to review gets 5 star rating unless they like, spit in my face idk

I also don't report mistakes or get refunds unless it's like, I paid and got close to nothing

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I undersold the "driving like a maniac" it was the least safe I've ever felt in an Lyft and I'd been in one with broken seatbelts lol.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah for sure, id give a negative review for literally almost ending my life

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Next time threaten a 1 star review if they don't let you join in

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is how most companies take customer surveys, they just don’t say it openly, it’s incredibly stupid

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Someone would literally have to shoot me in the kneecap to make me leave a less than perfect review. You can't trick me in to giving management an excuse to fire someone. It's so frustrating. Just pitting the little people against each other.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It’s so stupid though because if I were developing a customer survey system, I would automatically throw out all-5-star reviews because they’re very clearly fake and/or worthless. Which makes lots of people think you have to throw in a couple 4 stars so it looks real.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

At one of my old jobs, the yearly review system for employees consisted of different categories like communication, finishing assigned tasks in time, etc. on a scale of 1 to 5.

Supervisors were forbidden from giving any worker a 5 in any category because "there's always room for improvement." I always thought it was horseshit because what's even the point of having a 5 in the first place?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That’s dumb as shit but is also how I internally think of rating things, on a 5 star scale a true 5 is basically unachievable, it’s kind of an asymptotic approach towards 5, but I round up and call it a 5 at a certain point because otherwise that’s just a 4 point scale

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Ah the ol IGN review rating metric.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Eh, it's fine.

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