Chapotraphouse

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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 5 points 3 years ago

I'd rather have a 54% treated as a B than a 4/5 ⭐ treated as a performance evaluation issue lol

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[–] dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 3 years ago (7 children)

The only time I've given less than a 5 star to a Lyft driver homeboy was driving like a maniac on i80 while talking to me about how excited he was to move to Clearwater and then answered a call from his girlfriend and had a very sexually explicit conversation with her.

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[–] kickit@hexbear.net 28 points 3 years ago (1 child)

I'd give six stars if I could, dudes rock

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 9 points 3 years ago

Life is short. Live fast die young, yolo, etc

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[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 13 points 3 years ago (3 children)

Yeah every worker I have to review gets 5 star rating unless they like, spit in my face idk

I also don't report mistakes or get refunds unless it's like, I paid and got close to nothing

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[–] dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 3 years ago (1 child)

I undersold the "driving like a maniac" it was the least safe I've ever felt in an Lyft and I'd been in one with broken seatbelts lol.

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[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 4 points 3 years ago

Oh yeah for sure, id give a negative review for literally almost ending my life

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[+] GaveUp@hexbear.net 1 point 3 years ago*

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[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 6 points 3 years ago

Next time threaten a 1 star review if they don't let you join in

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[+] flan@hexbear.net 32 points 3 years ago (1 child)

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[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 4 points 3 years ago

I'd identify something about the fabric or the weave or else the people doing the laundry will get blamed somehow

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[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 32 points 3 years ago* (4 children)

This is how most companies take customer surveys, they just don’t say it openly, it’s incredibly stupid

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 11 points 3 years ago (1 child)

Someone would literally have to shoot me in the kneecap to make me leave a less than perfect review. You can't trick me in to giving management an excuse to fire someone. It's so frustrating. Just pitting the little people against each other.

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[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 6 points 3 years ago*

It’s so stupid though because if I were developing a customer survey system, I would automatically throw out all-5-star reviews because they’re very clearly fake and/or worthless. Which makes lots of people think you have to throw in a couple 4 stars so it looks real.

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[–] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 6 points 3 years ago (1 child)

At one of my old jobs, the yearly review system for employees consisted of different categories like communication, finishing assigned tasks in time, etc. on a scale of 1 to 5.

Supervisors were forbidden from giving any worker a 5 in any category because "there's always room for improvement." I always thought it was horseshit because what's even the point of having a 5 in the first place?

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[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 2 points 3 years ago

That’s dumb as shit but is also how I internally think of rating things, on a 5 star scale a true 5 is basically unachievable, it’s kind of an asymptotic approach towards 5, but I round up and call it a 5 at a certain point because otherwise that’s just a 4 point scale

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 3 years ago

Ah the ol IGN review rating metric.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 21 points 3 years ago

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Eh, it's fine.