Do you have a fade? 
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The real question is how many people here have the broccoli haircut
All of them. We're vegan.
Dear carnists: if bacon's so epic, why is there no bacon haircut? 
Are you just pretending this doesn't exist?? 
My hair was curly before this was popular!
No, I'm more like 
Marxists are only allowed two hairstyles: or 
I don't have a fade or catch fade, I get faded.
No I've got long curly beautiful girl hair because gender is stupid and with all this beautiful hair I'm not gonna make it short. The world deserves to see my luscious locks in all their glory
do you have enough long curly beautiful girl hair to share with the rest of the class
I do yeah. Next time I get it cut I'll bring it in
no but it's because im white and i don't want to look like a right wing podcaster
Couldn't have said it better tbh
Keep your filthy buzzer from away from my luscious shoulder length curls.
i have this
I do every six months or so I actually get my hair cut.
My HiFi has L/R balance and Forward/Rear Fade. 
Ya, all my hair faded away
I have not cut my hair in... 10? years.
In this house we do low taper fades
Yeah im pretty cross faded right now 
I have a degree in conservation biology and environmental science, and my hair hasn't been cut in god knows how long and is about halfway to my waist. I feel like a walking stereotype tbqh.
No, I have the simplest hair style possible.
Yes, it has all faded away entirely.
define fade in this context
Like hair
ah then no, my hair took forever to grow and it just kind of stopped growing I don't think I can bare some clippers next to me. Never liked being roughed up at the barber anyway shoving my head around to buzz it growing up
Drug culture and sex jokes stole all the words.
I don't follow either so this comment is lost on me 
I have a fade...ing hairline 🦲
Too old to care.
I have the IT Crowd-era Richard Ayoade haircut.
Nah I think it would look silly on me
No. I get shaved low and even, so i can put of going back for as long as possible.
Yes. Every time I've gone to the barber since donating my locks, I hold up a picture of Yanis Varoufakis for reference
I had one once, back in my pizza shop days. Kinda funny, since everyone else had one and I figured, why not.
But these days I grow my hair out, since otherwise I'd look like bargain-bin Solas.
I do not. Why? Because i buzz my own hair off and i'm not good at it
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