I ate the fucking onion 
this post was submitted on 16 May 2025
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WAOW this sub is awful fake news everywhere....
Goddamnit, I didn't look at the source. Fucking ban onion posting in non-fakenews coms.
Goddamnit, I didn't look at the source.
your fault - read the article next time before commenting 
I'm autistic and I take things literally. But thanks for trying to shame me about it. Fuck off.
Autism doesn't make you lazy or unable to read more than a headline
you literally did not comment anywhere on this thread besides your original comment above so the fact you're taking my response as 'shaming' when it is clearly light ribbing is incredible but my apologies you got the wrong impression
Well, again, I'm autistic, I read your comment literally. Apologies for taking the joke wrong, and also apologies for telling you to fuck off.
no need to apologize I deserve to be told to fuck off at least once a day to keep me humble
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I am torn on this. The Onion bits are to close to reality for me to remove them from this comm
i will do a mod crusade if you start removing Onion posts from this comm because people can't click on a linked article before commenting 
Another mod removed it, I restored it. The Onion is not at all in the spirit of what the fakenews comm was meant to contain.
Another mod removed it, I restored it
the people's mod Nakoichi
the other mod is a fascist sorry
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WAOW this sub is awful, real news to compliment my fake news??? everywhere....
Boys named Sue in shambles, probably should invlude [the onion] in the title, its a little too real
Man all those Jessie's and Jamie's they're missing out on.
Team Rocket’s blasting off… for the last time 😔
I can't hear that name without thinking of that iconic line.
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but what about kelly and his heroes????
but how does this affect Jodie?!
He’ll still be serving (troops’ wives)
Sorry Aarons and Arins
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You'd think with their recruiting numbers in the red and their weird hard-on for even more war as entire the torrent that will be climate catastrophe they'd be treating this shit like Starship Troopers and taking whomever they can get.
The Onion's comedic track record is untouchable. W's for 20+ years.
this is what they want to take from us
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